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Tsumugi: Why is my hands shaking?

Natsume: It means your skeleton is ready to haTCH

Tsumugi: oh okay

Tsumugi:....wait WHAt?????

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🌰HANAMARU KUNIKIDA 🌰

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Yamato: Morning, Mitsu. 

Mitsuki: What are you drinking?

Yamato: Uh water...

Mitsuki: Really? It doesn’t smell like water.

Yamato: It’s uh imported water

Mitsuki: Uh-huh Imported from where?

Yamato: Russia

Mitsuki: OSSAN ARE YOU DRINKING VODKA AT NINE IN THE MORNING?

Yamato: Its 9:30

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🦋Kagehira Mika🦋

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🎶Ousaka Sougo🎶

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🎇Mizuno Ai🎇

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Leo, dropping Eichi off at the airport: Have a safe flight.

Eichi: I have no say in the matter.

Leo, driving off: Die then.

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Mika: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part.

Shu: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Kiryuu: Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

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This is the only song to ever exist im sorry I do not make the rules. Once again once I get time Imma rant about this so be prepared uwu.

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I'm gonna rant about this later but I got stuff to do and it's getting late so later😔✌ All you need to know rn ITS AMAZING 👁👁

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Hi I'm still freaking out about the valk event >3<💕

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Shu: Your existence is confusing.

Mika: How s' oshi san?

Shu: Your presence is annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Natsume: I'm going to do a tarot card reading for yOU.

Tsumugi: Natsume kun those are just pokemon cards though.

Natsume: Ö̶͖̯̫̘́̀͘h̶̰͈̊ ̸̨̋͂͠l̷̻̘̽o̷̰͔̹̍o̵̠̗̹̚ḱ̶̦̜͚ ̶͙̾̇͜͝͝s̵͐̈͝ͅḛ̵̘̀̈̒͛n̶̹̈̎̏p̴̢͚̮̈́́ͅa̸̫̐͊͋͝ȉ̶̡͍!̴̳̝̏ ̶͙̫͂Y̷͓̐́̂o̷̱̖͖͂ȕ̸̡̯͕ ̴̧̝͑g̶̢̣̤̿́͋͊ó̵̗t̶̨̛͇̟̥̉̐ ̷͙͑̊ą̴͕͓͐̿́ ̷̘̭̓̎̕͜͝B̴̫͎͓̣̓i̷̾ͅd̴̦̒̓ó̴̟̙̍̃̕ő̸̙̝f̶̤̌̑͗!̷̬̐̊̆͝ ̴̟̳́̊͗͝T̸͉̋̕h̸̢̭̼̃ạ̷̥͎͉̍͝t̶̢̲̣̼̔ ̶̻̗̙͋m̴͕͑͒́ę̷͕͖͎̊̑̍̌a̴̠̎ń̷͔̤͙͜s̶̖̲̥͓̔ ̷͕̐̍̂̉f̸͓̲͂̾͜ü̶̹̳͎͎͂́c̷͙̘̱̉̽k̷͙͍̲̔̐̎ ̸͖͙̱̰͑̽͆͝ỵ̴̨̠̇o̴͖̳͐͜͜ȗ̶̲̲̌!̵̱̜̓ ̸͉̠͘

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Leo: *sneezes*

Sena: [silence]

Leo: You’re not even gonna say “bless you”?

Sena: I’m sitting with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

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Sougo: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck, Tamaki kun.

Tamaki: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

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Yamato: you have to learn to love yourself

Mitsuki: ??????????????????????? don’t you extremely hate yourself?

Yamato: yeah but this is about you stay focused