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Modred: Can you pass the salt?

Merlin: Can you pass away?

Modred: Too much salt.

cadence: i have the sharpest memory! name one time i forgot something.

hawthorne: you left me in a walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.

cadence: i did that on purpose, try again.

Sharon: so, how's parenting treating you so far?

Sam:*staring at his 6th cup of coffee*she's the light of our life

Bucky:*from another room*a light that never shuts off!

Sam:he's fine, he's just tied

Baby:*screams*

Bucky:*screams back*

Adrien: are you into cars?

Marinette: yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.

Adrien: no like are you a car person?

Marinette: ...a transformer?

Kevin: when you have been with the foxes as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Andrew: green doesn’t suit you

Kevin: greEN BRINGS OUT MY EYES ASSHOLE

Miguel: what's up, I'm back

Robby: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead.

Miguel: Death is a social construct

Ruby, drunk: I have a cRUsh on yoU

Weiss:

Weiss: I have a girlfriend

Ruby: *cries*

Weiss: yOu- IT'S YOU RUBY

Jaune: I really love the whole bad guy/good guy act you two have going on

Weiss: It’s not an act it’s just that I’m mean and Ruby isn’t

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