cardio♥phile

❝ Would it have been funny if I said et tu, Brute? [ indie story oc ] # xidolon

[idolon]

    I’m a real doctor gdi.

[idolon]

Snow Snow: Naya no he's a fake doctor and he won't be able to save you if you go into v-fib.

Ghost Ghost: That has to do with the heart, not the lungs--

Snow Snow: Her heart's going to stop from lack of oxygen!!

Ghost Ghost: I can't believe this bfadyjyre

Snow Snow: DON'T QUESTION MY MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE.

[idolon]

raymond-garcia:

angfdz:

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[drugdealing]

hater alert on aisle u

[idolon]

all I want to do is roleplay over here but all claude wants to do is complain about being awake and marry his bed and all savy wants to do is make jokes about him being bloodless I can’t win

[spaceexp]

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

[leaafyy]

[mutilatis]

Claude.

[idolon]

never mind.

[idolon]

can we not make Samara angry please? I don’t like dealing with her when she’s angry.

[greelin]

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

[idolon]

                         [ adjusts glasses ] oh no it seems there's an outbreak of stupid today.

[the-milk-eyed-mender]

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

[idolon]

                         Pokes injury. It's okay, he's a doctor.

[saramlyons]

[exequialis-blog]

[idolon]

[idolon]

[idolon]

If I said I was sick, would you play doctor with me?

                         Not unless you have health insurance.

[l-agniappes-blog-deactivated202]

     —▐「 ♕ 」;    「 ❝I think they’re under your butt!❞ Amber yelled happily like she always does, throwing her arms up for a moment like it was a celebration — Or like some great mystery was solved. Though Amber did think it was a little funny the cat tripped him, she doesn’t like seeing him poke at her cousin. 」

[idolon]

                         What a happy child--much unlike Claude's stressed little med students--so loud with such a high, grating voice. You win, little girl, there isn't a big enough bottle of aspirin on this world for the migraine he'll soon have.

                         ( he wasn't poking, please -- the doctor was simply checking her seals. )

                         "Ah, thank you little one." They're called glasses for a reason. Unfortunately they were in such a place, though unbroken. Best course of action: remove them, return to feet, put glasses back on. "Do the kitties always do that?" No Claude. Just to you. Chances are they just despise you.