D∆ISY

tøp. B∆STILLE. art.

[averagefairy]

2018 is about little victories. we’re not putting pressure on ourselves to become everything we’ve always wanted to be because nobody can do that in a year. instead we’re focusing on making forward strides and we’re celebrating every single win no matter how small.

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[tamamita]

socks

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

[smokeandsong]

[internetcrisis]

you used to be afraid of the moment a knife slices through all the balloon strings you’re holding but now you’re the one cutting because hoarding balloons is no longer meaningful to you once you understand there are people who are ready to let go and there are people who are ready to be let go nobody should be forced to be a part of another body

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

[thegeekburger]

A master post of all the hurricane events I’ve seen so far. Tag yourselves.

[niyarest]

are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?

[fujoneko-zft]

I look fucking ugly all the time

[niyarest]

i know i made this post but Mood

[shakugan-archive]

red apples > green apples

discuss

[maneuverboy-deactivated20160229]

what the fuck is an apple

[taquito]

whats the arrow mean

[holdup-deactivated20160325]

red apples turn into green apples, the superior apple

[tyleroakley]

this post was a mess from the start

[2wn]

we dont need ur fckin negativity tyler oakey

[himejoshikomaeda]

we’re gonna run out of posts eventually

[pastel-noble]

you wont live to see it….

[himejoshikomaeda]

good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck

[lookatgatsbys-butt-blog]

crying

[himejoshikomaeda]

are you okay?

[lookatgatsbys-butt-blog]

just don’t wanna lose you that’s all

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[sunbak-ery]

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

[kotturstjarna]

we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

[cizayox]

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

[michaonthemoon-blog]

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

[academicfeminist]

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

This is good

[idontbelieveinurls]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[joshpeck]

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen