The GeekBurger

We all need a place to geek out. This is mine. If you’re curious, I’m currently into Animal Crossing, World of Warcraft, The Sims, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, astrology, Disney, Star Wars, DnD, Stranger Things, Full House, social justice, and some other random crap.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[eimiirin]

Idk if this works but I’m happy that you guys found happiness and success, good for y'all 💓

[90s-2000s-barbie]

My photos. Don Not use. 💕 Check out my YouTube.

[thesituation]

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

[peach-paradox]

[senshidaily]

Super Live Taiwan!

[twiddlebug]

anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant

[custom-url]

[twiddlebug]

he’s right behind me isn’t he

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[lonestatus]

the for you page

[un-monstre]

This is just my 2¢ as a nonbinary person but I genuinely think that cis people's gender is just as constructed as trans people's. Cis people love to accuse us of having making up genders or artificially modifying our appearance but....the entire makeup, fashion, diet, workout, and haircare industry exists so that cis people can maintain the illusion of two entirely distinct genders with no overlap.

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Everybody is constantly doing drag, all the time

[aaliyahbreaux]

men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are

[aaliyahbreaux]

@casualfruit nah say it with ur chest cos u truly ate

[pansyfemme]

if i had to be dumped by any type of guy it would be an ‘ENDING EXPLAINED’ type youtuber. the closure would be insane

[pansyfemme]

im sobbing in a chair while he explains the top ten most fucked up easter eggs from our relationship you might have missed

[ectonurites]

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

[weidli]

[ID: screenshot of an anon ask reading “gonna send you an angry self righteous anon ask but with a random word generator. Standby” /end ID]

[geekandmisandry]

"Blocked, flambeed and unfollowed" is unironically the funniest thing I've seen in a bit of a while.

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[damaged-donut]

I sure will

[boymiffy]

passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐

[liberaljane]

💖🧡💙

Art by Liberal Jane

[gaybichon]

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[marithlizard]

It’s weird to think this comic predates the rise of Internet spam, though otherwise it reads like it could’ve been drawn yesterday.

[impormable]

I've been thinking about the phrase "verbing weirds language" for nearly 30 years

[trashboat]

hobbes in the last panel deconstructing twitter decades before it’s invention

[zukana13731]

Casually adding "Well, I'm phasing" to my lexicon.

[dqnquality]

[danceintheskies]

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE !!!

[cloevr]

HAPPY 10 YEARS OF TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE