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He is my princess diana

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

curioscurio

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

sunsetbuddie

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

coast-modern

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

coast-modern

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

caspercryptid

And it was

NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

And it was

YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I really

FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

calechipconecrimes

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

brightlotusmoon

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

#I lowkey wouldve died a horrible death LOL

beefwizard91

solitairians

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were abour and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I'm losing

parkerposey

How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

thewickerking

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

nukaposting

i think they should do an old hollywood style affair rumor/scandal stunt kind of like liam neeson and pamela anderson did a while ago. fits thematically with the show

fujoshi marketing

doubleca5t

the trouble with romantasy being the hot trend in publishing rn is that most of the ppl cashing in are romance writers dipping their toes into fantasy rather than fantasy writers dipping their toes into romance and if you're not aware, romance readers are so infamously voracious that romance writers are expected to pump out 3-4 books a year just to keep them satiated and a writing and editing process on that kind of timeline is not necessarily condusive to well thought out worldbuilding and intricately crafted layered plotlines. which are, ya know, the things that people like about the fantasy genre

crabussy

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

crabussy

I am asking with all the kindness I can muster to please let people tentatively express their hope for the future without needing to remind them that actually, sometimes life is terrible and horrific. I am aware. please trust me I am so aware. I am alive on planet earth. it is hard to not be aware. I just also want to enjoy being alive. I don't have to be constantly miserable in order to care about other people. jesus fucking christ