choco-bibi

[jjmk-jjmk]

Red hood: animated

fan art

[jjmk-jjmk]

April 27, JASON PETER TODD

fan art

[tony-hawks-underground]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

If I had a project with a deadline, I would simply complete it before then

Rip to my past self but I'm different

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

– me, incorrectly, every single fucking time

[vantablacktrademarked]

Vantablack(tm) is no longer the blackest black. Congratulations to MIT.

[gingerlovesio]

Watch Stuart get the rights to this and ban anish kapoor from it

[gingerlovesio]

SHHDGSFSGHDSH

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

its working

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

i can feel it working

[v9z-deactivated20201221]

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

[inkwingart]

This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.

TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

w

what

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

im

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

WHAT

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I mean it makes sense but god at what cost?

[sugarweregoingdownswinging]

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

[the-strawman]

As I fell asleep

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[himbo-kronk-stan]

Ok so Thor is great and all, but do you know who really deserves the title of best Himbo?

[himbo-kronk-stan]

I stand by my beliefs

[konified]

maryland is on the list of demonized youtube words???????shsjsgjashsnhsjgdhsjs

[konified]

[clown-femme]

[nuclearmlm]

vibe check! [falls recklessly in love with you]

[heartplush]

due to personal reasons i’ll be:

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[vulpeculavolans]

TRANSCRIPT:

JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.

AUDEINCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast. 

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.

AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS

MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.  

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all! 

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS

MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”

[whatsitnot]

Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[worstseawitch]

“I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo

[unexplained-events]

It's October!!!!!

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[vital-information]

To those who have swept or have blown the leaves from the walk, have rinsed the dishes or dusted their screens, Hestia looks on you from beneath her veil. She smiles, then wraps a shawl made of sunlit October air around you.

To those who remain in bed, who are on the edge of crying, who have turned on the tv to drown out the world, Hestia sits on the edge of your bed, patting circles on your back. I know, my love, she says, I know, I know. It can be so hard. My sweet, it’s time to get up. I need you, she says. Let’s make this home a sanctuary. Light a candle. Make your hands to care about this place. Let out the work of love.

[scifimagpie]

I was just here to check out pagan prayers and now I’m tearing up