Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies
#extradirty
DEAR READER
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
@theartofmadeline
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Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
Love Begins
almost home
Today's Document
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we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
AnasAbdin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@idontknowwhatthisisanymore
“pokemon will turn sleep into entertainment”
haha what. this sounds so dumb. how is this even supposed to–
“the idea is for players to look forward to waking up every morning”
They gave us Pokemon Go to get us out of the house to socialize. They’re giving us Pokemon Sleep to make sure we get a full night’s rest. They’re legit trying to make us fix our lives lol
Nintendo fix climate change next pls
French Bulldog argues bedtime
I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS
@ghostsgf
HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING
When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds
😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧
As an autistic boy, I approve.
GIVE HIM THE NUT BUTTER FOR LIIIIIFE
Hes getting his peanut butter for life!
Instead of putting shitty blue logos on products and donating to A$, companies should support autistic people with lifetime supplies of our samefoods
(Twitter)
President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.
A. Cake.
This is real life.
They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down
EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY
THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!
it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer
like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible
Update on #cakegate.
the actual best moment in all ANTM history
the holy trinity
@milloboi
3 of them
5 of them
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
you are my peach, you are my plum
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
I like my men clingy and very affectionate
Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.
DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.
Bruh, it’s an apple.
him eating apple floss
