I dont know anymore, dude

[tastefullyoffensive]

25 Relatable Tweets That Sum Up The Human Experience Better Than Most Books

[francisforever2014]

how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world

[andreablog2]

Give me a good life and I’ll shut the fuck up

[kosmogrl]

[fadeintoyou1993]

[ozempicofficial]

[teathattast]

[hel7l7]

Guess this will hurt for a while

[ahtokasano]

hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!

[enigma696]

[tastefullyoffensive]

30 Funny Tweets You Missed From The Weekend, But Don’t Have To

[domydreaming]

love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

[aidashakur]

[3rabbit]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[oncillaphoenix]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

[sweetsweetemo]

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

[sweetsweetemo]

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

have you told her what a CD is? do you use CDs? has she ever seen one? then how the fuck is she going to know what a CD is. are you fucking stupid. im going to kill you

[sweetsweetemo]

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.