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the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

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one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

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We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

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Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

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this is better than an entire season of american horror story

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this is fucking dark

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i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

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at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

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Write in the tags that movie you’ve seen so many times over so many years that even though you haven’t seen it in a bit, you can still recite every line as it happens

#every single harry potter movie

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This is Roo. People call her Roozenburger, perhaps even Roodebega :^)

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i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

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the good place characters + alignment chart

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rolling around in the dirt is hard work

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I always though he looked like an aviator guy.

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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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