Awwweeesssooommmee!

Hey. I'm Neil, Neil Downe. Don't let my personality fool you, I'm actually a fucking bad ass on the inside.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

So many pretty ladies here

[workinghimselftodeath-deactivat]

Is that so? What could possibly give you that feeling?

[ifeellikeapimp]

I don't know. I was just.....just trying to be funny. Or something....i guess....

[i-wontsayit]

[ifeellikeapimp]

Neil wandered out to the football field, his body involuntarily shivered from the crisp air. He pulled his hoodie closer to him, trying to horde as much warmth as possible. He needed to get way; be on his own for a bit. It wasn’t that he didn’t like people. On the contrary,...

[ifeellikeapimp]

Neil heard Meg's hushed comment, but he tried to brush it off. He needed a friend. He refused to be an outcast again. No. Walt was suppose to different. A fresh start. Even if he had to lie, he was going to get his shot at happiness.

"Well...I consider you my friend. You're really the only person who I've gotten to know here." Neil said in a very matter-of-fact way. Meg reminded Neil of his best friend Norman (or at least how Norman was in the beginning of their friendship), with their 'I don't need friends, I'm better off on my own' complex. But if he could break Norman's shell, he believed he could break Meg's. "And honestly Meg, you're sitting outside, alone. It looks to me like you could use me.."

[welcome-to-walt]

[ifeellikeapimp]

Since we’re getting going so nicely and Aggie (Neil and also my best friend) and I are very eager to get this going…Walt is going to be having it’s first party this coming Friday-Saturday. That means August 13th and August 14th will be the day of the party.

It will be a Stop Light Party.

She means the 13th and 14th of September

[i-wontsayit]

Gently tossing the bottle from palm to palm, Meg stared at the pink liquid through slightly slit eyes. Today was the day that was supposed to be her anniversary. But instead of spending it with who was once the love of her life, she was spending it alone in the football field of a boarding school....

[ifeellikeapimp]

Neil wandered out to the football field, his body involuntarily shivered from the crisp air. He pulled his hoodie closer to him, trying to horde as much warmth as possible. He needed to get way; be on his own for a bit. It wasn't that he didn't like people. On the contrary, he was a fucking social butterfly. But people tended to shy away from his...unique persona. He decided it best to gracefully ease his way into their lives (too bad he was a graceful as a rhino in china shop).

When in eye-sight of the score board, he saw her; Megara. He smiled, politely waved, and slowly approached her. "Hey girl. You look like you could use a friend" He said as he sat down next to her

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Wait. You mean like from a store, right?

[i-wontsayit]

No, Hot Stuff. From an actual living female.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Oh. Well than, y-yeah. I can....do that. 

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Deal. What are your terms?

[i-wontsayit]

If you can bring me a bra and panties then you’ve got yourself a one night stand. They can’t be ugly either; we’re talking lace lingerie. 

[ifeellikeapimp]

Wait. You mean like from a store, right?

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn Meg. That sounds a bit like an insult, should I be offended?

[i-wontsayit]

Good question. I’ll tell you what; if you can prove to me how much of a ladies man you are then maybe I’ll consider you worthy of a good romp. Deal?

[ifeellikeapimp]

Deal. What are your terms?

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Well, I’m up for putting that theory to the test. What do you say? My names Neil by the way.

[i-wontsayit]

Awww, how cute. You think you’re on my level. Pleasure, Neil. Name’s Megara; friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn Meg. That sounds a bit like an insult, should I be offended?

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Her name was Jody. And we fucked loads of times. Like Rabbits. You couldn’t handle the amount of the sex we had.

[i-wontsayit]

You’d think that now wouldn’t you, Tiger.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Well, I'm up for putting that theory to the test. What do you say? My names Neil by the way.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

[ifeellikeapimp]

  It’s not that funny. I’ve had lots of the….sex. I hit the pussy so hard, you don’t even know.

[i-wontsayit]

I’m sure you have, Tiger. Enlighten me a little.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Her name was Jody. And we fucked loads of times. Like Rabbits. You couldn't handle the amount of the sex we had.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

So many pretty ladies here

[i-wontsayit]

That’s hilarious.

[ifeellikeapimp]

  It's not that funny. I've had lots of the....sex. I hit the pussy so hard, you don't even know.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

So many pretty ladies here

[viciousvi]

You’re one nerdy looking pimp.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Well looks can be deceiving. I'm actually the biggest badass on campus.

Hi. I'm Neil.

[ifeellikeapimp]

Damn.

So many pretty ladies here

[welcome-to-walt]

Neil Downe looks a lot like Michael Cera. He is 16 years old and is currently a sophomore at Walt Academy.

❝Can you talk to my pet pug? He got ran over by an animal rescue truck last year. Both tragic and ironic.❞

↳PERSONALITY:

✔ BOLD → OPTIMISTIC → FUNNY ✘ COMPULSIVE LIAR → REPETITIVE → OVERLY WILLING

Always a bridesmaid but never the bride. Or something like that. That could easily describe Neil. In his old school he was constantly belittled and tormented for simply being a little off kilter. He was never one of the popular kids, obviously. You would think that having an older brother that’s on the football team would help the poor kid out. But that only seemed to give the kids more ammo to torture him. Neil isn’t cool, collected or well liked like his brother but what he lacks in style, looks and generally everything else that you could think of to make fun of his for, he makes up for with witty humor and a willingness that just won’t quit.

Together with his best friend, Norman, he was always a part of the weird kids. However, Neil has never tried to be anything other than himself. He will never apologize for being who he is whereas Norman likes to pretend to be one of the normal kids. But everything changed when the resident crazy girl of his old school held him hostage with a shoelace. From that day on he had a spotlight shined on him, though never in the good way. Then again, everything was about to change for Neil again. 

When Norman and Neil decided to skip school for the first time ever, something not so chill happened. What was supposed to be a quiet walk in the woods turned into a horror story. Or at least it did for Norman. For Neil it was a chance to rewrite his story. A chance to shine and actually be cool for once instead of trying too hard at it. They were simply walking down a dirt path when they heard a gun shot. Once arriving at the scene they discovered a dead man in front of them and the murder weapon thrown at their faces. Filled with panic the two threw the thing back and forth which left their fingerprints all over it. Police placed them as the murderers as well as their parents. But since the two never did a bad thing in their lives, they were only sent to a school meant for kids like them. If only that was the real story instead of two kids that were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Interested in Neil? Unfortunately he is TAKEN.