Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your

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Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your
Picture this: it’s 2007, you’re on your family computer on stardoll.com listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight.
percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney
“You want the lightning bolt? Go get it!”
Gods: glad u survived the monsters we saw it from the throne room.
Percy: and you SAW what the monsters were doing to us
Gods: yeah bc we were sitting on the thrones
Percy: and yet you did NOTHING
Gods: ya bc we were SITTING on the THRONES
*minotaur shows up to the Battle of Manhattan* and THAT’S when the afternoon went from BAD to TERRIBLE
“I’ve never really cared about Greek Mythology. But then, last spring, the STRANGEST THING happened!”
“And then Mr. D said: “If I had my way, I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames.” You know, how you talk to a child.“
“Grover asked me if I liked Annabeth, and I said “No.” You know, like a liar.“
I think you guys have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks are.
I think you have a basic misunderstanding of what audiobooks NEED to be
you know when like…no one really knows you because you work really hard to keep components of yourself (some might say even all of yourself) completely hidden from people and so even people closest to you that’ve “known” you for years probably don’t actually know you as much as they think they do? and then you feel like a sense of disconnection, like that realization that no one really knows you–not your friends, family, boyfriend, girlfriend etc–and you’re kind of completely alone and you’re unsettled by it…but not enough to actually let people get to know you, because having people not know you at all is a big part of your identity now and it’s impossible to give that up?
#mood
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
#me in a nutshell
Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia I’ve ever witnessed
sam from icarly????
a moment of silence for another iconic lesbian that was tragically straightwashed
coincidence that these girls were the same character archetype as maya hart? i think not.
we have stumbled upon a conspiracy it seems
jade from victorious
Miranda Sanchez from Lizzie McGuire
Kelsie from high school musical…
Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place
Characters like this contributed to the comp het I felt so bad because I saw myself in them and they’d hate boys at first and then eventually fall in love with them and I thought that’s what would happen to me. So yeah it’s a problem and all the straight people in the notes can shut up thanks
chelsea from that so raven is a vegetarian and stout animal rights activist and by god she deserves to be mentioned
tbh my heart is real different than it was last year this time around
listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.
repressed lesbian teen culture is averting your eyes when you pass a lingerie store
#CarrieOnForever