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im losing my mind
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and
would legitimately watch both these scenarios
hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with
Fox News’ problems don’t end with Tucker Carlson. Laura Ingraham, for example, has been spouting racist and anti-immigrant commentary for years.
We compiled seven minutes of clips from her primetime Fox show, her old radio show, her current podcast and more. Watch.
ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter
- Knowing that on some level, I’m giving up my freedom. - You are. In exchange for power. An even exchange.
I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies. Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him.
Well done, Disney.
Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)
This movie is a treasure.
You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode
If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”
You may rear end it
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hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans
Been replaying Dark Souls 2 recently. I had forgotten how OP hexes were in that game.
Bought the game 3 times. Special Edition for the 360, then again as Scholar of First Sin version for the 360, then SoFS just recently for the PS4. I regret nothing.
AMERICAN GODS ⇢ 2x01
Nancy! So, who’d you bring me? John Henry? No, choo-choo train. No John Henry. You know that. Oh, Whiskey Jack? No whiskey. No Whiskey Jack.
Creepy guy lies about his age, takes me on a cheap date and sticks me with an $80 dinner bill.... loses his job🤷🏻♀️
I was 17 when this happened, he had TOLD me he was 19. It’s also not illegal in my state. I met him through a friend of mine, i saw him on her friend’s Snapchat story while i was using her phone, asked for his snap and he added me back, you know, the whole process. I disclosed that i was 17, and he said he was fine with it seeing as he had just turned 19. Anyway, we talked for a few days and I learned that he lived not too far away from me, worked at a mall nearby, and that we had a lot in common. We planned our date for a Tuesday (which was strange) and he drove me to a theater that’s about 40 minutes from my house and an hour from his. Where I live there are two much closer theaters so this was pretty weird. We get there, and I ask him if we can get snacks. He says no, that he plans to go to dinner afterwards. I noticed as he bought the tickets that they were only $12 for both of us combined, but it didn’t really matter at the time (it will).We saw a movie I had really no interest in seeing but I guess it was alright. He tried to do the old arm around the shoulders trick which I quickly shut down and asked him politely not to do again. He seemed alright and apologetic. Anyway, we leave the theater and he asks where I would like to eat. I say Chili’s. so we go to chili’s. I, at the time, had been working at McDonald’s and was very excited when I got a notification on my phone as we drove that said my first paycheck had been deposited into my account so I stupidly said out loud, “just got paid!” that was my downfall.
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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now
Different
“You’re…different. I’ve never met a girl like you.”
She stares at him, hands stilling over her sword. “What?”
“All the girls in my village are so boring,” he says. “So focused on finding husbands that they don’t bother learning about the world.”
“Girls in your village aren’t allowed to own property or vote,” she says, somewhat incredulous.
He winces at her tone. Need she be so harsh? “Well…it’s not like they’ve ever needed to, we’re a very progressive village and I always vote in favor of their needs. You’re not like that though, you fight for your rights yourself.”
“They are fighting for their rights,” she says. She sets down her sharpening stone, a frown stretching across her face. “No voting, no property, no wages of their own to purchase necessities. Besides finding a kind husband, what else do you think they can do to find a good future?”
“Th-they could leave,” he says. He did not expect the conversation to go this way. He expected her to blush like she had when he complimented her sword skills. He finds himself oddly defensive. “The men in my village aren’t slavers. The girls can leave any time.”
She snorts. “On foot? Your village is a hard, three day ride from the nearest city and that’s by horseback. And, even if they made it, what skills do they have? What references? The risk is too high for any woman to leave, that’s as good as trapping them. The fact that it takes me holding a sword for your opinion of women to change just shows how small-minded you are.”
He bristles, unable to refute her. “Look, I was just trying to pay you a compliment! There’s no need to attack me.”
“Trust me,” she says, standing when he moves to loom over her. They’re of near equal height and, if he was trying to intimidate her, he fails. “You’ll know it when I’m attacking you. This isn’t it.”
He doesn’t seem to hear her, flustered to be seeing her eye-to-eye. “Furthermore, I think I’d know what sort of girls I grew up with! They’re timid and lack a desire to explore the world.”
“The world you created for them doesn’t take long to explore,” she says. Her sword is bare in her hand. “Marry or descend into poverty. Bear an heir or be cast into poverty. Behave or be thrown into poverty. I was there for a week and figured it out. But,” she continues, looking him up and down, “maybe I shouldn’t be so quick to judge. After all, you’ve lived there your whole life and you still haven’t figured it out.”
He splutters. “That’s not–there are other options–”
“When the revolution is done,” she says, coldly, “and your people are forced to give women rights, see how many stay and how many leave. See how many suddenly discover their wander-lust. See how many end up like me.”
She leaves him there and stalks off to the edge of camp. She leaves him there with his mouth opening and closing, and heart pounding in his chest.
She leaves him there with the unsettling realization that he doesn’t want the women in his village to end up being like her, so different and strong. Because, if they did, where would he be? Where would his home be?
It’s an upsetting realization to have, mid-revolution. No chance to back out now.
Me at 2 AM, brain shutting down, trying my damndest to keep my eyes open to type out my final I love you goodnight to my friends so they know I love them and goodnight
when u rompin around with ya pot
when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot
when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release
okay but
fuck your stereotypes
long hair is not “girly”
the same way short hair is not “manly”
hair has no gender
hair is just hair
&as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do it
you keep on doing you
PUT A DAMN WARNING ON THIS NEXT TIME OMG I WAS NOT READY
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