No. Not now.

only programmed for retail customer service and solitude. I've been here since 2011, old.

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[muppetyaoi]

[savaralyn2]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[razerbackbitch]

[virginshane]

shane’s fantasies: free use gangbang creampie dp deepthroating

ilya’s fantasies: my husband sleepy. my husband wearing glasses. my husband blushing. my husband freckles. my husband

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

18

[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[subtextsays]

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It's me, Nobody (20)

Voting ended onJul 30

[strawberrycartt]

Beware the drunk Typhoon...

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fish Tank Update!!

The 40 Gallon is stocked!! (Except the shrimp, those come tomorrow) Some of its residents:

- The Two Festivums, Silver and Stripey, who I thought were two different colors, only now I've realized are actually just capable of changing how dark their stripes are :P

- Two of the Black Stroopwaffel Corydoras. They're actually Schultzei Corys, but my phone autocorrected it to "Stroopwaffel" and now they're Stroopwaffels to me.

- Male (right) and Female (left) Nego D'Agua Tetras. That's my most dominant male, Chunky Duncan.

- The Xingu Black Neons, which are like regular black neons, but from the Xingu river and like three times as big, and one of my Albino Emperor Tetras

- The Cory that likes to sit on the left rock and Silver the Festivum (maybe)

- The Cory that likes the beach and Stripey the Festivum (maybe)

- Selene, watching the fish with me. She sometimes very gently paws the glass but I'm not worried about her with them because she hates how the tank water smells so she leaves when I open the lid

[gallusrostromegalus]

Important updates!

1. SHRIMP

I got snowball amanos (above) and snowball Neocardinias/cherry shrimp because it's a black-and-white tank, and the Neocardinias will need to camouflage until they reach full size so transparent is working for them. The amanos are also still pretty baby, but big enough to be safe.

...From being eaten at least. One of the Albino Emperors has decided to court the amanos, but this is working out because he is keeping the Chiclids at bay.

2. Burgermeister* has learned how to sit on the pennywort like a frog on a lilypad:

* I think it's Burgermeister. I only name the fish I can recognize individually and my two largest Black Corys (Burgermeister and Odile) are almost indistinguishable except Odile has a tiny white spot on her nose, but I can't see from this angle. I think it's Burgermeister because he likes to find novel places to sit all the time.

[linolinoing]

[linolinoing]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fish Tank Update!!

The 40 Gallon is stocked!! (Except the shrimp, those come tomorrow) Some of its residents:

- The Two Festivums, Silver and Stripey, who I thought were two different colors, only now I've realized are actually just capable of changing how dark their stripes are :P

- Two of the Black Stroopwaffel Corydoras. They're actually Schultzei Corys, but my phone autocorrected it to "Stroopwaffel" and now they're Stroopwaffels to me.

- Male (right) and Female (left) Nego D'Agua Tetras. That's my most dominant male, Chunky Duncan.

- The Xingu Black Neons, which are like regular black neons, but from the Xingu river and like three times as big, and one of my Albino Emperor Tetras

- The Cory that likes to sit on the left rock and Silver the Festivum (maybe)

- The Cory that likes the beach and Stripey the Festivum (maybe)

- Selene, watching the fish with me. She sometimes very gently paws the glass but I'm not worried about her with them because she hates how the tank water smells so she leaves when I open the lid

[namtan]

HAN & LEE KNOW 'SOCIAL PATH' @ GOV BALL

[peregrinethegryphon]

I made something cursed but hopefully helpful to artists.

[kusuri2013]

"Treasure"

[withfangedfury-deactivated20260]

Hail to Loki,

My praises for the wordsmith and his infamous silver tongue.

Hail to Loki who twists reality to his convenience.

My love for that god of many faces and many names.

Hail the god that walks among us in times both joyful and full of sorrow.

To the liberator of stagnation and inciter of change.

Praise be to He who walks among flames and returns unburnt;

For the Bound God who turns order on its head and spares not even the gods his ire.

Hail to Loki of the Outcasts and might he always be there to light my way.

[michaelnordeman]

European hare/Lepus europaeus/fälthare. Värmland, Sweden (27 July 2023).

[esmeblaze]

@somebody-1’s jester!oc for this year’s artfight!