personal questions
"so...when are you having kids?!" The topic itself seems so playful and casual, but when you break it down...its just none of your goddamn business. First of all, do you really want to be aware in full detail of the recreational activities of my lady-bits and his man-parts? "oh, but I didn't mean like that..." no-but-ya-did! Just because we've been together for X number of years doesn't give you permission for full disclosure of my reasons for not jumping on the conformity wagon. "I was just asking..." Asking what?! Are you sure you're ready for the real answer opposed to the uncomfortable one I just laugh off and give to you? Maybe we're not financially ready! Maybe we're not emotionally ready! Maybe I have a hard enough time scooping cat poop let alone wiping explosive mustard-coloured baby shit out of every little crook and cranny that it seeps its way into! Maybe we've been trying for years and have been unsuccessful because of fertility issues...or maybe, just maybe, I don't want kids at all. "..." Not the answer you were looking for, was it? I'm not saying that the stated above are MY personal answers, but they might be the answers for someone else. I don't go around asking "how wide-set is your vagina?" or "how long is your penis when fully erect?" because these are personal questions and they make people uncomfortable. So next time you get the urge to ask a seemingly socially acceptable question regarding the leisure activities of someones bedroom life...just remember that no one likes personal questions.
