Girl Almighty🌻

22 || still on this damn app||

[depsidase]

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[badjokesbyjeff]

My sex life is like COVID-19.

I don’t have COVID-19.

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text reading: Your fondest dream will come true within this year.]

[naturaekos]

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Don't talk about weight loss and diets to your daughter, don't talk about weight loss and diets around your daughter, don't comment on your daughter's weight, don't tell her she has to weigh herself every once in a while, don't ruin your daughter's relationship with food, don't make her feel bad about the way she looks. I'm sorry if diet culture fucked you up but please try to break the cycle instead of perpetuating it. Thanks.

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[babyanus]

[tan-dadcore-deactivated20220207]

anyway if u thirst followed me I expect a box of chocolate on the 14th

[aidashakur]

No suicidal shit but this world is tiring and I wish I had no part in it

[minfonica]

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[blackhipstergirly-deactivated20]

Lmao

[thugilly]

WHO DID THIS? I WANT MORE

[hairstylesbeauty]

CHALLENGE: Can you get through these 33 funny Tumblr posts without laughing once?

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yesterdaysprint]

Spokane Chronicle, Washington, October 31, 1918

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