Haleh💜

Fuck ya'll

[ifonlyigaveafrick]

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[angel-teeths]

[greatmortality]

babygirl you are strange and offputting

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[officialjiggly]

Beyonce: *breathes*

y’all:

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[defydamage]

[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[bogleech]

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

[foreverfeminist-deactivated2016]

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

[rynofpentacles]

“All women are beautiful” is a cute sentiment and all but it’s ultimately the wrong one. All women are valuable, all women are people, whether you can be generous enough to find unconventional beauty in their appearance or not.

[1617]

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

[beachdeath]

[enraged-chihuahua]

no dialogue but i’m laughing my ass off

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[valtsv]

for the love of god PLEASE stay safe!!! i heard that they're giving out VIBE CHECKS instead of candy this halloween!!!

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[airsignz]

thinking about the tweet i saw that was like if i don’t get what i want for christmas i’m gonna come out and ruin everyone everyone’s day

[airsignz]

[bearwithme219]

[baqsimi]

if cats are mean to you, consider the fact u might deserve it

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[virgoassbitch]

I told some guy I was on my period and his response was that he is jealous of my tampon

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]