dunkin donuts #1 fan

Bec | 25 | she/her 83% bullshit. 9% podcasts. 6% d&d. 2% milk.

[medusasbush]

she is everything

[jupiterlandings]

Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.

[bergoozter]

[jaubaius]

Source

[valtsv]

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

[valtsv]

it literally felt like this

[astraeye]

i hate all the people who go like "ohh van gogh is overrated" or "you just like van gogh cause it's popular". yeah? so what? can't i like stuff that a lot of people like? can't you admit that dude is an amazing painter and deserves every single fucking ounce of recognition? shut up, please. i'm falling in love with the starry night all over again wheter you find that good or not, bitch

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

"Van Gogh is overrated"

Well maybe if you watched the museum scene from the Dr Who Van Gogh episode you'd understand.

[crowcaws]

My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.

[hornetstabber]

What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?

i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please

[mr-deep-downer]

you turned the computer on 😳

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[cottagecore-raccoon]

Being older is weird - so let’s play a game about it!

Would you rather:

Write a cover letter

Make an 8 hour drive

Call your bank

Go to the gynecologist/urologist

Put together an ikea cabinet

Deep clean the house for company

Provide technical support over the phone to elderly parents

Serve on a jury

Discuss final arrangements with an elder

Attend a shot gun wedding of an acquaintance

Voting ended onJun 2, 2023

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[seraphex]

big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

[seraphex]

there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

[kc5rings]

#tagged for me #every time a computer is courteous or kind to you because it was programmed to be that way #i hope you think about how angels too were made to serve and worship their creator #and i hope you want more for them too

Hey what the hell this is beautiful??

[teal-sharky]

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

This poem is not a tweet to me

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

[emiko-matsui]

we NEED jake hurwitz to play a girl dnd character. women, as a gender, deserve that level of cringefail he brings to the table

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

The defense mechanism is community you self centered prick

[brhj]