Cringe King

✨ In my defense I'm stupid as hell your honor. I'm just a silly little idiot who doesn't know shit about fuck officer.  ✨ (She/They) - All of my interests in one place at once, no organization at all; sorry this is a lawless place

[iftrashcouldsparkle]

Detective, please, you have to save me,,,, you have to do it while monologuing about the human condition,,, there HAS to be electric guitar while you do it.......

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[kipcada-art]

“Life belongs to the living”

Goodbye the the Penumbra podcast! It was a really sweet finale! (Quote is from season 5, episode 24)

my tpp ramblings below the cut

I’ve been listening to Penumbra since 2018, and Juno Steel especially has been a hugely important piece of media for me! So when I heard TPP was ending I knew I wanted to do something for it (like with Magnus). Originally I had this plan to do an animatic but I grossly overestimated how much time and work animating a 4 minute song was going to be lmao! So I decided very last minute to do this comic instead! It was obviously not done when the finale actually came out but better late than never I suppose. I did my best to try and capture as much of the podcast as possible, but I had to leave out some stuff unfortunately (it’s a long ass podcast), this comic was originally also gonna have another page so I might make that and add it later!

[wreegis]

time travel fix-it but make it Spooky (based on my monster!jon post)

[iftrashcouldsparkle]

That awkward moment when you call it madness, but I call it love 😳😳😳

[otterbiscuits]

Imagine Kanye taking this picture btw

[thoughtsofjess]

the magnus archives: statement of dipshit mcidiot regarding some spooky happenings that absolutely without a doubt did not actually happen. recording by jonathan sims. i hate my fucking job.

malevolent: OARTHUR HIDE THE CORPSE IN THE CLOSET. SHOOT THIS MAN IN THE HEAD. MOVE OARTHUR MOVE!! [soft piano music] LEFT!! THE OTHER LEFT OARTHUR!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[nezhanetwork]

what a journey, huh?

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[conesoldstobers]

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

[exuberantocean]

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

[mikayare]

yes of course I love him for his personality

[rebelflet]

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[teamunee]

this strange new sqq smiles in a way that yqy only remembers seeing long ago

drift away cover by ifyoustilldream on ig

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Locking in should make mechanical parts unfold from some unseen space behind my head and form a battle mask over my face with a series of satisfying clicks and whirs that culminate in the visor lighting up with a distinctive gleam sound. Or at least make my eyes change color.

[shuravf]

Guzi and the green guy