i made a wreck out of my hands

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[wordfather]

a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

[wordfather]

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[cute-animals-only]

smack

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[maidthings]

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

[winged-void]

this one has 👍 bread

[ashenmind]

box that slowly turns bread into stale bread

[theenbyroiderer]

Wasn't super happy with the glaze on my sushi plate, even in the sun. It's just a bit too splotchy. But covered in sushi I'm not mad about it lol. It's the right shape and size at least.

[idlelizard]

This rare creature is known as the lesser long-nosed store jar. It can sniff out any manner of small treats to swallow and hold within its belly.

[idlelizard]

also fond of this angle

[daftpatience]

im looking thru my old utdr arts from like 4years ago and theres some really funny shit in here. idr if ive posted but we are reviving it here now

i might revisit some of these as redraws or something theyre cute nd funnay

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[ashoss]

id like to introduce some people to my good friend the Keep Reading button

[great-american-chapel]

Emerging dragonfly at 1am

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sodaft-potato]

Undertale's Amalgamates and my style for Alphys.

[paintedhen]

you’re not allowed to tell anyone about this

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[formlessformless]

You Could Go Anywhere but You Won’t, 2023 Photographed by Brooke DiDonato.

[wileycap]

Imagine you're a big wrestling fan. You follow this one really dominant wrestler and you absolutely love her. You keep up with all the drama and you're super invested until one week there's just Bomb after Bomb.

First your fave dominates an event - duh, obviously, she's the best. Then during the part of the show where the announcer is like "anybody in the audience want to challenge her for a fat stack of cash", somebody actually does. (Obviously a tourist.) It's some kid wearing like a beginner outfit from a McDojo... and he actually wins?And gets the cash! And then the event just ends!?

You're buzzing. It's clear that this is like a storyline or something. You can't wait for next week's show. Except that there isn't one, because - as you find out through the gossip mill - your fave was actually the local billionaires' daughter who was competing in secret. And also kayfabe might not exist. And now she's gone and the billionaire is blaming a demigod (who's back from the dead? I guess?) for kidnapping her.

So, how come that means no show this week or possibly ever? Well, the billionaire hired the promoter (and a random McDojo sensei) to go after the demigod to get back his daughter (your fave wrestler!) and the guy just... packed up his entire promotion and left.

Some months later the war that's been going on since your great-grandfathers days ends. You go to a peace parade. And there she is: Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit, giving the new Fire Lord a noogie.

Insane fucking storyline.

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

you put that in the post where it belongs OP