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I'm Dean and I hate tomatoes.

[mugicha1]

[veronox]

#who is she

[brainburner-deactivated20160616]

phone: *is at 2%*

me: *reads wiki article about baby looney tunes anyways*

[forthefuns]

[lilycostner]

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Santa’s Presents

[chrisjpg]

[so-pale-girl]

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

since it’s mary j. blige’s birthday let’s not forget when she tweeted her temple run score 2 hours after whitney houston died 

[lilkimbra-deactivated20150219]

[wannajoke]

[morefunthanb4]

I’m naming my first born son Cy Bercrook

[revolution-avec-un-grantaire]

Hi I’m auditioning for the tumblr mobile app and I’ll be singing Blank Space by Taylor Swift.

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[chulalachannel]

[azzfetish]

[excima]

I just did the ugliest laugh