i genuinely can't stop drawing my intern in the wild west au like its insane someone stop me AHHH (au belongs to @selkieself !!)
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Not today Justin
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if i look back, i am lost

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i genuinely can't stop drawing my intern in the wild west au like its insane someone stop me AHHH (au belongs to @selkieself !!)
Kerano and Faith Mother daughter maxxing
dennys would post some shit like this
Albus York getting some damn peace and quiet
also with his hair down, as a treat
im drooling
Jean is so done with these two.
Fem! Jean DiPietro as a bday present to myself oh I love her
Throwing cinder block at you.
TW: CROW
omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 delete this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im gonna shoot myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 crow is alive 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alfonso everytime he was on Carmen's house:
I forgot i had this in my gallery oh my god 😭😭
When I was like 19 I had really low self-esteem but at the time I was hooking up with this really hot but really mean girl. I had to make sure I stayed fit because she loved insulting people's bodies and this girl would shred my soul if I let myself get out of shape. I was working out at the gym lifting weights but I had no idea what the fuck I was doing, so I was trying to do dumbbell curls with heavy weights that were way too big for my little skinny boy arms. I was just leaning back and swinging the weights up and doing every kind of cheat curl in the book. Naturally, eventually the weights got out of control and two 45lb dumbbells swung down with the full force of gravity and collided with each other in front of my waist. When they collided they caught the very tip of my penis between them, with all the pressure focused on just the top couple of millimeters.
The pain was so excruciating that my eyes watered up and I had to stop myself from screaming. I felt like my dick was going to fall off, I mean I actually literally believed the tip of my penis got completely sheared off by the dumbbell guillotine so I politely re-racked the weights and stumbled into the men's locker room to check on my dongus. It was all shrivelled and tiny and afraid but still miraculously intact except for one little problem; the very tip of my penis was so severely bruised that it was completely black. I mean blacker than coal, it looked fucking necrotic.
I was relieved that my peepor was still alive but I still had a dick appointment with this extremely hot evil woman. Honestly this girl was so mean and rude but I was young and didn't know how to stand up for myself plus I was low key aroused by how absolutely cruel she was to me for some stupid fucking reason so I was determined to not let her down and see her anyway. When she came over I was trying so hard to hide my horrifying blackened dingaling, whose nightmarish frostbite-looking bruise had now spread to an even wider area.
My nightmare penis had to remain hidden at all costs. To prevent her from seeing it, I kept shifting positions while trying to pretend that it was some kind of tease. Doing things like turning off the lights, not letting her get on top, not letting her give me oral etc. I really thought I had it under control. I was wrong. Once we started actually having sex my peebis hurt so bad that I absolutely could not orgasm. I was in sheer agony the whole time and it took every ounce of focus in my body to even stay erect at all. After it was done instead of asking if everything was ok she just called me gay because I didn't cum then left until the next time she wanted sex, which I said yes to because I had zero dignity.
Absolutely embarrassing for me. Anyway, Ash from My Greasefire Life is loosely based on my younger self.
THIS CANT BE REAL IM CRYING LAUGHING
The Definitive edition of Wolfsjäger is here!
This edition includes a bonus epilogue scene with the true ending of The Swordless Knight, re-worked scenes in multiple episodes with new and changed dialogue, and brand new art and animations throughout. The complete series is fully subtitled. This series is a work of art made with human hands and voices by myself and 38 collaborators, with a zero AI-generated content policy.
Alt with my Rook, Josesphine, bc I felt like it and bc I want more people to appreciate how pretty she is:
I FINALLY finished editing the complete edition of Wolfsjäger. I just did the end credits so here's the official count in the official version:
Fourteen episodes Six hour and twenty-six minute runtime Nine illustrators One animator Two German language and translation consultants Twenty-six voice actors playing thirty-four characters
Thirty-eight collaborators in total made Wolfsjäger possible. That and all the extra help I got from the German listeners in the audience, giving me additional consultation on culture/language/geography to make the setting and dialogue as well-done as possible.
This was a lot of fun, also, I will never ever make a project this despicably massive ever again (just kidding yes I will).
One time I was hooking up with a theater major and she kept pulling my dick out of her mouth to shout "vocalize, vocalize!" because she got mad that I stopped moaning while she was giving me the worst blowjob of my entire life.
Had this idea on my head for a week now 😭
Art credit to @selkieself and @palilious!!
This was funnier in my head
ggs hipswitch you’ll always be #1 tumblr sexyman in my heart
this post is like 14 months old now so I decided to make a new drawing C: (also cuz looking at the old one kinda hurts my eyes)