ignite the whiskey

“The crack inside your fucking heart is me.”

[happifying-things]

📷 by mac_is_crack

[violet-tears]

Linkin Park - One More Light (x)

[sakura-haruka]

#Pure

[minthalo]

thats it. thats the show

[ussripleysrealm]

Michael when Eleanor realizes they’re in the Bad Place for the 600th time

[baking-accident]

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

[bookwormchocaholic]

[vladtheunfollower]

[sweetgirlfriend]

its in turkish so I’ll translate it for yall 

*giggles*

im really sorry that im laughing but-

*bursts into more giggles*

*clears throaght*

“whatcha doing there?,,, what even are those feet- *bursts into more fits of laughter*

[fmlcantsavethat-deactivated2019]

All you have is yourself.

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[gifcraft]

[aurorarsinistra]

Happy 38th Birthday, Harry! 

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

[owlonline]

                                                I love this face.

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Visit Original Link

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[strictlyquadrilateral]

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi ahu nextaiu Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi hu gextaiu Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu Menamun kozenfukad duha Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi Gunnabi kultuiu Yfai guk wellai gunnabi Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

[strictlyquadrilateral]

wh….why did i do this

how fucking out of it was i last night

[farmfreshmemes]

[nerdonthemoon]

me @ my friends with mental health issues: i love you so much!!! i’m here if you ever need anything and i support you and believe in you 💖💖💖💖

me @ myself: *hitting myself with a stick* WHY CANT YOU FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! GET OUT OF BED!!! BE HAPPY!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH UR STUPID ASS FFS