I Grade Anon Hate

DISCLAIMER: This blog is anti-anonhate and anti-harrassment in general.

[igradeanonhate]

Welcome

This blog was created as a safe space for anyone affected by anon hate. Send me any anon hate you've received and I'll goof on it grade it and send positivity your way.

To anyone I've reblogged from, send an ask if you want a post taken down! It's no problem.

DNI:

Anyone who sends anon hate. (If you used to send anonhate, but no longer do so, you can still interact.)

Please interact:

Anyone who has received anon hate.

[igradeanonhate]

Could you grade this anon I got?

"hope you and your groomer clique get put down. stop posting your sick stuff online and get real treatment"

Hmm... let's see. It's vague and fluctuates between false concern and outright malicious intent. If you can't even get your tone right, don't even bother dragging your smelly ass to the keyboard, amirite?

It also plays on a lot of clichés used in anti echo chambers, such as throwing around wild accusations against the OP. (I.e. calling them a groomer over their fictional content) It makes the anon come off as hysterical and diminishes the quality of the emotional hurt it accomplishes even more.

Overall, I rate this a D and almost gave it a D-. I was generous with my grade only because it kept on theme.

[tributary]

‘this popular fictional character would hate you >:)’

this is D- harassment. we are adults with jobs

[catgirl-catboy]

kill yourself

Here's a list of insults. try harder!!! this is the second kys I've gotten TODAY.

[igradeanonhate]

This ask is entirely unoriginal and gets an F.

The response, however?? I love the constructive criticism! That's an A-tier response for me! 🌟

[the-multiversal-enigma]

I hope that every fanti anon that has ever sent me suicide baits knows that every ask ive gotten like that has added 5 years of life to me each. Purely out of spite 😈

[vampirepunks-deactivated2024072]

Get off your pedestal about AI your art sucks anyway

Ooooooh struck a nerve, did I?

Well guess what.

[igradeanonhate]

Anon hatred grade: D for lack of effort and originality. How is saying their art sucks supposed to hurt when you say nothing specific about it? Try harder and see me after class

OP's reply: A+. Im grinning madly. Thank you for this

[obelisart]

Meow Are You? Hate Mail

[txttletale]

jump off a bridge, cunt

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.

too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.

cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

[insomniac-arrest]

is this Tumblr university

[phantomrose96]

Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate

For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.

For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”

For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.

[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[catgirl-catboy]

Reasons NOT to tell someone to Kys

1.)  It might trigger a suicidal bystander.  

2.)  It is a crime, people have gone to jail for this.   If the person does commit suicide, you might be liable.

3.) It won’t cause the person to agree with you.  It ends any chance of a civilized discussion.

4.) A child might be reading the post over someone’s shoulder.   It might be the first time the kid learns about suicide.

5.) The account might be a troll account, and they feed off negative attention.

6.)  If one of your friends is struggling with depression, they might not consider you a safe person to tell.

7.) It might trigger someone’s intrusive thoughts.

8.) That person might have a pet and the pet will miss its breakfast.

9.)  Your Grandmother doesn’t think you are the kind of person to do that.

10.)  The person might get off to it.  The internet is a wierd place.

[the-alien-princess-deactivated2]

Stop harassing people

If you don't like someone then block them

If you don't like something then flitter the tag

It's not that hard

It takes only couple of minutes

Stop treating fictional characters better than real people

Real people will always matter more than fictional characters 💓❤️❣️

[catgirl-catboy]

fun things to do with anon hate!

- put it through https://uwuifier.com/, and respond to the original ask with the modified version.

-  Make blackout poetry with it!

- Record yourself doing a dramatic reading of it in your best Gordon Ramsey Voice, if you are comfortable

- Resend it to yourself on anon, but change one word to penis.

- imagine your middle school boyfriend/girlfriend is the one sending it, and mentally shit on them.

- Imagine your least favorite politician is the one sending it, and mentally shit on them.

- Respond with a haiku. The worse, the better.

- Pretend not to understand and ask for clarification until they leave you alone.

- Try to sell them girl scout cookies or a newspaper subscription.

- respond with the bee movie script or my Immortal. 

[animatedamerican]

you're way too old to be this stupid

On the contrary, it's taken me all these years of painstaking effort to achieve this level of stupidity.

[igradeanonhate]

C-

The hate is somewhat low effort, and it hints at an underdeveloped/naïve view of those older than (the presumably very young) anon.

The response on the other hand is quite apt. Couldn't put it better myself.

[igradeanonhate]

How do you get Anon hate? I post all the time about under age ships, incestuous pairings, sprinkle a little porn in there on occasion and nothing! I feel like I’m missing a key part of the Tumblr experience 😖

Fanpol often feel they own the main tags, so thats my best guess as we and others we know use the main tags regardless. Especially as we run edit request blogs. That community can get pretty toxic, especially when you're openly friendly towards Tumblr's Most Hated.tm (i.e. being openly tucute, factkin, proship, pro-fujin and pro-endo)

Anyways, it seems you lucked out with nice moots!!! (Either that or you forgot to turn anonymous asks on lol) Still, Im happy for you anon!

[igradeanonhate]

Anons were on if that was what y'all were waiting for. Use it responsibly d:

[with-love-anu]

Things to do instead of sending anon hate:

Unfollow. Block.

Take a break from [tumblr]. Honestly.

Watch your favourite videos or some show you might like.

Go for a walk.

Write it in some notes app and then delete it.

Punch a pillow

Scribble in an old notebook

Listen to music

Do anything. Anything. Anything but send hate to anyone.