Come What May.

Dani. 21. Idk

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

[sloppystyle]

me an the boys on patrol..

[unhingedbabe]

[eggco]

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

[browsedankmemes]

[bingomann]

I wanna have enough money to become a sugar momfriend

like a mom friend but with lots of money so I could treat people i like anytime I want 

[la-laborista-republiko]

Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

[poiplefunguy]

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

[anxietyproblem]

[swifteras]

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[antmanstan]

she treats us so well

[yourthoughtsspace-deactivated20]

[cryptid-radio-deactivated201910]

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

don’t know why everyone is always worrying about the economy when I just found a perfectly good hair tie on the ground 

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[ulibeanzz]

god was is it about nice drinks that’s just. so uplifting? who needs therapy i swear you get a cold beverage from a gas station and it’s just like a life changing level of simple pleasure

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis: