[richardgoranski]

this is just. so fucking funny to me

[cosmic-m-b]

It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.

[suspend]

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[6go]

Snoop Dogg’s instagram gives me life.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[lunarshadesofindigo-deactivated]

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

[valtsv]

me on the bus on the way 2 school

[valtsv]

actually it’s more like

[lyjerria]

teach your sons emotional intelligence

[hellbabyfromhell]

me gleefully choosing alarm sounds that will startle and upset me for the next morning at 4:45 am

[itsbetterthananal]

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

[vixen-elixir]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nightmareloki]

/SCREAMING

[thesylverlining]

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

[vastderp]

Good shit hahahaaa

[ihadarevelation]

today is the type of day i wish i had air conditioning jesus fucking christ canada wyd

[clickclicksaddleup]

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[kittykatex]