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Having my attention? A privilege.
A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures peopleâs attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.
At ECCC, we set up a âPay What You Wantâ booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.
We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:
Tom thought weâd sell out in a few hours.
Alex thought weâd run out on the of the second day of the con.
Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.
Jenn got a fever and didnât know what was happening.
We were all wrong.Â
The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:
We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the gamesâ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.
Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.
Some things you put in our box:
Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)
Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)
Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)
One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)
One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (Avg price - $0.68 USD)
One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)
One handwritten âAny Pizza Freeâ and âTwisted Flicks + KPCâ Coupon from a Papa Murphyâs in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)
One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)
One âFeelTheBurn.orgâ $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)
Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )
Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space.Â
On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who werenât able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.
On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.
We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator.Â
Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer weâve ever seen.
Weâre still waiting on Immortan Trumpâs response.
cards against humanity is run by the pure force of chaos I stg. I like what they did with their booth after tho
The definition of chaotic good
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Rupert Grint on the Harry Potter play Cursed Child and his character Ron Weasley played by someone else. (November 6, 2017)
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Whatâs your favourite Alexander the Great story?
Probably how he tamed his horse, because that is some straight up Mary Sue level bullshit that no one would ever believe except the people who saw it wrote it down going âYeah son of a bitch the kid did it what the hell.â
⊠I am intrigued. Elaboration?
When he was still a young teenager, his dad, King Philip of Macedon, went to look at a super awesome horse that a horse breeder was showing off trying to get the king to buy. Philip took his son along because horse shopping was the sort of father/son bonding ritual you did back in the day.Â
Well, turns out this horse is beautiful and strong and fiery and wonderful and no one can ride it. Philip and his advisers agree that it is a gorgeous example of a horse, but regretfully they donât want a half-wild and unmanageable stallion and theyâre gonna turn the deal down.
At this point Alexander, whoâs been watching very carefully, says âIt would be a shame to lose such a wonderful horseâ and just fuckin goes over to the half-wild stallion, catches hold of the bridle, and hops up on the 1500 pound half-wild horse.Â
(This is a good way to get super dead, if anyone is wondering, but Alex never, once in his life, gave even a single fuck.)
Phillip and all his advisers are slightly freaking out now, visions of tragically dead and trampled prince and heir flashing before their eyes. And Alex, the little shit, proceeds to ride that horse around the paddock as calmly as a lamb. The horse quiets down and behaves beautifully. Everyone goes âWhat the actual fuck.â Philip is crying tears of manly pride, and according to legend says here âMy son, you must find a kingdom big enough for you.â
(What happened, see, is that Alexander, being an observant sort, noticed that the stallion was shying from his own shadow. And so he turned the horse towards the sun, where Bucephalus did not see his shadow and therefore calmed down.)
Bucephalus would go on to carry Alexander through battle after battle, to an empire that reached from Greece to Africa to India. When the stallion died, Alexander gave him a heroâs funeral.Â
Oh my god Alexander what the hell most people would just LEAD the horse away from its shadow not ride it!
But considering everything else I know about Alexander the Great⊠Iâm not really surprised.
Alexander the Great had absolutely Zero Fucking Chill and a highly developed sense of Drama.Â
Also; future would-be conquerors after him decided that Alexanderâs horse was SO IMPORTANT that you needed to also have a loyal favorite steed and that you just Werenât Taking This Seriously if you didnât.
Caligula making his horse Incitatus a senator? Crazy guy trying to emulate Alexander and Bucephalus.Â
YES TRUTH
Alexander and Bucephalus would have rulers attempting to emulate them for two thousand years. There was almost a cult of worship for them.
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