WORKPLACERANTS;;

We all have bad days

[ihatemyjob]

Why didn't you do it

What the fuck, it’s not only MY responsibility.

[ihatemyjob]

I hate management

They expect everyone to do everything for them. They recently hired a new guy for maintenance and they expect us as the front desk staff to teach him how to do things. 

u srs?

[ihatemyjob]

You would pick the later time to take a break so when the next shift person arrives, since it overlaps for 30 minutes, you get an extra half hour to sit on your fatass.

[ihatemyjob]

You Think I’m Fake With The Customers? Try With My Colleagues.

[ihatemyjob]

“My Colleague Will Help You”

That is honestly my biggest pet peeves at work.

DO IT YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK.

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING LAZY, doesn’t mean you send them to me. 

JUST BECAUSE YOUR SHIFT IS ALMOST OVER, doesn’t mean you stop working

JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE TROUBLESOME CUSTOMERS, doesn’t mean you can just give it to someone else

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY ON THE COMPUTER, doesn’t mean you don’t put your stuff down to help the customer

we’re all in the same position, please do your job and stop directing the responsibility to someone else

[ihatemyjob]

Hi How Can I NOT Help You

[ihatemyjob]

One sec, Let me get my “I give a shit” look on real quick.

[ihatemyjob]

She legit waits for the manager to leave before she sits down for her break. Mainly because if the manager is here, they’ll find out how long of a break she’s taking all the time. Fuck off.

[ihatemyjob]

Racist Bitch;

Treats everyone but her kind with massive disrespect;

Who needs to give a shit about other races, amiright?

[ihatemyjob]

Brings a whole pack of chocolate to work;;

Doesn’t share; 

eats it all herself.

[ihatemyjob]

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

[ihatemyjob]

TO BE HONEST;;

I don’t care about your concerns. I just nod and agree because if I were honest I’d be fired.

[waitressinginallitsglory]

When customers have problems at work.

[waitressinginallitsglory]

When people ask me if I like my job and I say yes.

[thejordipie]

Confessions of a Cashier

I actually don’t care how you are or how your day is

you freaking better have found everything you were looking for

i don’t know how nice the weather is today, but please, tell me all about it while i’m stuck behind this stupid register all day

no i don’t know what the club/reward/special card does.  does anyone?

i’m smiling but i actually kind of want you to drop dead

how am i doing?  oh, fine, i love standing in one spot doing the same thing and having the same conversation all day

“please don’t yell at me, please don’t yell at me, please don’t yell at me” –me whenever i might have made the slightest mistake

“please go away, please go away” –me when the customer just wants to chat and is holding up the line and making other customers angry

i don’t know if you noticed, but i’m a cashier, not a miracle worker

look, it’s not my fault you didn’t read the fine print on the coupon

my job is just a bit more important to me than your disagreement with a store policy i have to follow

i’m double bagging it so it doesn’t break and make and mess for you and bring you back here to yell at me.  be PATIENT it doesn’t take that long and i’m doing it to HELP you

cool fact: i’m a HUMAN BEING not an automated checkout machine, so there might be mistakes.  sorry not sorry

yes, i see what/how much you’re buying.  and yes, i am judging you

i say sorry but i’m probably cackling on the inside

[ihatemyjob]

Sorry, We are keeping your deposit.

You smoked in the room;

The moment you walk in, all you can smell is weed;

You removed all the garbage bags from the room;

The bathtub has ashes in it;

Don’t say that you don’t smoke.

[ihatemyjob]

We all have to do the same share of work