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231024

Two cats sneaked into my house. I pet them, and then I noticed that one of them had a zipper on his back.

I feel a bit scared, but I unzipped it. There was an other animal body (it may be a fawn?) but that’s head was gone, and that also had a zipper. I unzipped again, and found other animal body which had a zipper, and I unzipped again, and… I repeated that for few times, and I unzipped the last one, I found huge size of an octopus.

The octopus crawled out from the body. It looked harmless, but I called for police office just in case.

And next moment, I noticed that I was in a Laundromat. I didn’t know if someone took me or not, but I felt I needed to get out from here. I looked around, and I found the octopus in washing machine. And while I approached exit, other washing machine opened automatically, and a human came out. I run into the exit.

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230407

The man who I liked once would married a rich woman and they planned wedding party that hold at bottom of a shallow sea.

I was hired to clean up the bottom. I wore a diving suit and carried oxygen tank, and removed all sea urchins. There were nothing but white sands and deep blue waters, that’s so beautiful.

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221230

I was died, but nothing was changed. I could be seen by other people, talk with other people, touch things. Just one thing, if I tried to fly, I could.

I attended my own funeral. Some attendances cried, but they chatted with me and said that’s so sad to me.

After my funeral, my mother also died by an accident. Like me, she was completely the same as before she died.

My mother and I went to pet shop and bought a cute gray kitten with blue eyes.

I wonder which I will spend eternity like this or someday something “actual death” will come. I tried not to think about that.

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220609

I ate dinner in food court after my work. I knew I was waiting for someone, and then a man came.

I don’t know him but I knew he is my partner, so we talked friendly my job or other friends or something. While chatting, we didn’t say anything special, but I could understand he loved me, and he looked he understood my love and trust in him. That’s comfort me.

When it was 9 pm, he said it’s time for a movie, so I remembered that we gathered for the movie’s late show. So we finished chatting and eating, and went to the theater.

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220108

I and a lady (I don’t know who she is) worked in an urban office which has big glass windows at fourth or fifth floor. The office were wide but there were just two of us.

Suddenly, all phones started vibrating, my cellphone, her cellphone and desk phones.

We amazed, and after few moment a small earthquake happened. An announcement said “this building is on fire now, run away.”

We rushed out the office, but hallway to elevator was burning, so we go to the other side, to a window.

Luckily under the window there were people spreading a big cloth like a trampoline. The lady jumped out from the window and was caught by cloth safely.

I followed her, but the moment I jumped off, I saw two cats were in the burning office. (The cats are actually my pets)

I wanted to go back but I fell, and was helped, the office was burned.

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211022

I was in a town looks like Paris with my father but it was not a stroll, I kept my eye on him walking around because he has an illness at his brain and mental.

Buildings had beautiful classical exteriors but these insides look like ruined market, there were many stuffs covered with dust.

At the corner, there was a crowd. I noticed that there was a bloody body at the center of the crowd and it’s suicide by jumping off from the top of the building. I was very scared so I past quickly, but at next corner there was also same bloody body. I felt I don’t want to walk on this street anymore so I went into one building. At that point I lost sight of my father.

That building was maybe an elementary school, a lot of children were there. I went into a room and watched children who sat on chairs and read books.

Suddenly, a man who had a machine gun rushed in and started shooting indiscriminately. Some people were shot, I hit the deck quickly and covered a small girl.

During shooting I woke up.

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210824

At morning news, a reporter reported “the latest research reveals that the population of Spain is 600 million, not 1,000”.

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210730

A long winded man transformed into a chameleon, but he was still a long winded chameleon.

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210529

I found a black cat in a shrine, and she was pregnant.

I love cats so I chase her slowly but she run into a very narrow gap of buildings. Then five babies were born like toothpaste squeezed out from a tube.

Babies were pink and about three centimeters. I gathered them and put in a small box, and went to a animal hospital.

A vet said I no need to feed them but put them into water bath and always change waters like perfusion culture, otherwise they will drown in their piss.

So I prepared a big aquarium and put them in. They didn’t swim but crawled around a bottom of aquarium. They looked more fun than when they were in a box.

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210125

I visited my father, he lived in a tree house. That house was made by woods for pillars and clothes for curtains.

I went near the house, then I saw a silhouette of a man hanged on a curtain. I scared and despaired, and then woke up.

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210116

I was supposed to look after two kitties until an owner is decided.

So I went to a store and bought some items, for example beds, toilet, toys, tower, foods, bowls and so on.

After that I noticed that kitties are so cute that an owner will be decided soon and leave my house soon, so there was no need to buy such a big beds and tall towers.

I felt so sad and a bit cried.

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210105

An elegant rich lady (like...I wanna call her “madam”) said me she liked me.

She introduced me for her family (good-looking husband and the world cutest twin girls), and her husband and daughters also liked me.

At garden party, she told her friends and followers that I was fun and her favorite.

It’s so good for my mental health although it’s just a dream

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201016

At the party, celebrating the graduation of master course, I and my friends and professors ate gorgeous foods. There were so many egg dishes and I love egg dishes, so I enjoyed the party.

After a while, a few people stood and went to platform. They revealed it was an experiment, eggs of these dishes were not genuine eggs, these were eye balls of ducklings.

And they took a duckling out and rubbed its eyes softly by thumbs, and eye balls dropped off. They splited it into two, translucent liquid flowed out. They said that liquid can be substitute of egg white.

They asked us which we had noticed or not. Just one girl was former, and other one hundred people were latter.

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200827

I was an brain scientist, and I accidentally join the party at a big mansion.

I noticed the party is funeral of the master. He was an evil one, so everybody was glad him to die. They looked so relieved. I got along with the heir, he was nice one.

Suddenly, at the big hall that everybody surrounded a coffin, body of the master woke up, and announced laughingly it’s just prank. Few men took out guns and knives, and cut throats of old hudsband and wife. Because they said they was relieved to see the master die at this funeral in spite of that they had been nice to him.

After that, they also killed some people (his relatives, a local politician, a maid...). Then the master pointed at me, and said “You, young brain scientist, who are you?”

At that moment, I don’t know why, but I thought how I can kill everyone at this hall and run away.

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200804

I sat next to one bear on airplane. I already knew the bear because it is a famous model of animal magazine.

The bear laid on my lap, then fall asleep. I stroked it and thought which this is domestic flight or international flight.

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200606

My mother published a book named “People in Tel-Aviv”, which is non-fiction, and composed of many stories about Middle East my mum heard during her working. My mum are engaged in some kind of customer service.

But the book were unsuccessful, just one was sold.

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200531

While a nap.

In a restroom at rest area alongside highway, a guy (I don’t know who he is) told me to “Do weed”. And then he put marijuana into my nose hole.

Maybe He, or I didn’t know how to use marijuana. I’m neither a smoker nor even a drinker, so I was so scared, but at the same time felt expectation that something will change.