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John Marston at the age of 12-17 was the most chronic liar for no reason, nobody can convince me otherwise. Arthur would ask him what he had for breakfast and he'd just make something up for no reason, lying just for the sake of it. He's also came up with the worst, least believable lies. "What'd you do today, John?" "I fought 30 bears and won" and he just sat at camp all day, picking his nose. He says it fully confidently though.

We talk a lot about modern rdr2 and what they would be like.

Johns real world equivalent is Jeff Buckley, I will be taking no further questions.

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Dutch is just the embodiment of Norman Fucking Rockwell by Lana Del Rey.

Ok that’s all

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hoovesmadeofsteel

reblog for, luck, love & happiness in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023! ♡

I made this blog in late 2018 before the game was even released and want to remind each and every one of you how much I love all of the love you give me!

Happy New Year!

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Much love to you all!

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Idk ab y’all but Sean is so funny. He’s not real but he made me giggle today.

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X Files meets Borderlands

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Big Sky Halo

kaleliashepherd

Extraordinary Attorney Woo defends former thief named Nathan Drake

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Stranger Red Dead Redemption Things 2

markodragic

never stops being funny to me that arthur can openly eavesdrop on every interaction in camp, very clearly standing there whilst the people talking or arguing just carry on as if there isnt a big chungus cowboy 4ft away eating stew, staring them down in silence

kirain

Hosea and Abigail will call him out for this, but they're the only ones. Probably because the #1 dad and annoyed kind-of sister aren't afraid to chew him out. 🤣

feministhorrorshow

me @ john marston when he opens the barn door to face edgar ross

medievalthymes

“you’re the heart mike” mike literally has the personality of a wet cheeto

Pretty boys.

(all photos are mine.)

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john would start vibrating if he drank mcd sprite

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Dutch, making a speech: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Curufin lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the person who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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