We're All Mad Here

[blogwizard]

[k-eke]

The hand and the frog :)

[highlandvalley]

[broseis-blog]

What are they

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

dirty

[jkbens]

Bad at drinking milk

[mynewurl]

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

[mynewurl]

[cant-beelieve-it]

[pinkpunkpie]

nobody:

bisexuals sitting:

[valtsv]

if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME

[valtsv]

being mrs dracula means i have all the silk ballgowns i could want AND a queen sized four poster bed with a feather down mattress alright i'm doing just FINE without your "help" thank you very much

[scoutsmoocrew]

Saw a peta ad that was like “sheep farmers have lambs born in the winter and that renders the lambs too weak to defend themselves from predators” and like... do lambs usually defend themselves from predators...

[belle-tane]

in the winter their legs aren’t strong enough to hold a gun

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pointnclick]

mad max

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes “oh well that makes sense” and when i was like whatchu mean, he said “i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl”

“???wait what do i talk about?”

“you know. smart things.”

“…are you saying straight people are stupider?”

“honestly? yeah”

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

[comintoyoulive]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

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[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[motoko]

honestly think its time we start dressing like pokemon trainers

[motoko]

real life hoodies:

raihan’s hoodie:

we are missing out on SO MUCH

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[dankmemeuniversity]

[someplace-warm-deactivated20220]

A N G R Y

C A T F I S H

[dankmemeuniversity]

[eggpuffs]

finding out that the beginning scenes in Elf were all shot in forced perspective to make Buddy seem giant makes this movie even better kLJASLKDFJ

[xiaq]

I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:

Further updates as warranted.

[xiaq]

Important update as we hit paper 70. 

Memo to all college writers. If you’re going to write a paper on country music for a born-and-raised Texan professor, make sure you’ve got your facts straight. 

[depsidase]

[valtsv]