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yo if youâre a cis girl or afab and femme presenting and youâd be comfortable with having a trans girl roommate, please reblog this. i just need reinforcement that there are girls out there who wouldnât be disgusted by a girl like me.
Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby raysÂ
(Source)
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
letâs go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours
I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isnât hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is
Wait did this
Did this really happen
Reblog for good luck
Me: Iâm a bad bitch! I donât take shit from anyone! Iâm not nice!
Also me: well I canât just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. Iâm not an animal. Those employees work hard.
A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
Itâs like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE âŠ!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit winsÂ
FOREVER REBLOG
I snorted so hard I was not expecting that
hades isnât a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. thereâs no sun in the underworld.
hades isnât a badass. stop saying this false thing
#hades probably double knots his laces
In myth, Hadesâ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, heâll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).
Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If theyâd had trainsets, heâd have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasnât trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| Heâs the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you donât complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because heâs mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesnât like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.
Heâs also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and heâs like âBut honey, the rules.â And she just gives him that look and he goes âYes dear,â and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hadesâ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.  Â
Filed under: Favorite Myths
Everybody knows itâs Persephone that youâve got to watch out for.Â
I love this post every time I see it.
THIS IS MY FAV MYTHOLOGY POST EVER
Yeah nevermind he actually abducted Persephone
But institutional racism is imaginary, right?
Watch.
never stop reblogging this
Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that Iâd have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
National Coming Out Day is coming up (October 11) and I just want to remind everyone:
1) Please do not out anyone (even if you âthink you are doing them a favor.â Trust me when I say you arenât) and make sure you donât accidentally do so.
2) It is okay to be in the closet. Please do not feel pressure to/obligated to come out because there so happens to be a Coming Out Day. (Do it for you if itâs what you want).
3) donât âcome outâ as LGBT+ as a joke. Donât âcome outâ as kinky/a furry/whatever, either.
4) Donât force/coerce your friends and/or loved ones to come out, and do not get mad at them if they choose to stay closeted.
5) donât come out as an ally
Reblogging for this last one because some people really think this is an okay thing to do đ
halloween
OR
pride month 2: electric spookaloo
Dear college bound friends,
Please do not start your essay with âMusic has always been a big part of my life.â I get it. Itâs the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine.Â
Love,Â
A College Admissions Counselor
Can I start it with âdude bro. Music is the bomb digity.â ?
Honestly, you wouldnât be the first person. I had a student start an essay with âBall is lifeâ and they got a scholarship soâŠ
I am incredibly curious as to why a college admissions officer has a tumblr
Shouldnât we be worried that a college admission officer HAS a tumblr??
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, âwow are u wearing that to impress meâ and i said, âstar wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977â
Congratulations. Youâre dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who Iâm assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if youâre reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now Iâm not saying that youâre not allowed to be scornful Iâm just saying expect it and donât be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A âTRAGIC PASTâ OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DONâT GET BULLIED ITâS LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DONâT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than itâs ever been.
To conclude
iâm obligated to reblog the Critical Whale
Fucking thank you
