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My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

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Welcome back Luna, Noctis and Regis!

demilypyro

morgrana

if my blog ever convinced you to watch a tv series

you’re welcome

sorry

dogpuppy

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi

it wIGGLES

almondbutterb1tching

this is so stimmy

fairycosmos

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

panashunic

wanted to draw him today and it was also conveniently his birthday. my mind (also ur telling me his star sign is gemini.. this is crazy..)

Im gonna get on my bike, blast the rock by the who on a speaker and do something silly and goofy. You cant fucking stop me.

unbelievablekats

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

lastoneout

requirements for what your passport can be are ableist and I'm sick of pretending they aren't

lastoneout

PASSWORD

lastoneout

I should be able to set whatever fucking password I want because I have dyslexia and password requirements make them impossible to remember and difficult to type in correctly even if you do remember especially bcs most sites don't let you even fucking SEE what you're typing.

Passports should be little books where you collect little stamps of where you've been and nothing else.

hmantegazzi

Also, password strength is fundamentally dependent on its length, not on the rarity of its characters, as it's handily explained on this XKCD strip:

lastoneout

Yeah, this is part of why it pisses me off so bad, it doesn't even make your fucking password safer.

macabrevampire

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

fairycosmos

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

fairycosmos

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

ihaveuniversalknowledge

Your gonna die a virgin you dumb fucker. Yeah, I know what youre thinking, that you aren't a virgin. But think again, youre gonna die a virgin to the sexual experience you actually want to have. Consider that. The first time confirmed you were a homo, now the second time will never come. Never come, just like you.

ihaveuniversalknowledge

I've been writing energy conservation strategies for gardening post coronary artery bypass graft surgery while listening to quadrophenia by the who. Just to let yall know where my head is at rn.

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

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