Inanimate Insanity Unscripted

Incorrect Quotes for the Youtube series Inanimate Insanity! Submissions always open!

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Welcome to the II incorrect quotes blog!

I noticed there was hardly any incorrect quote blogs for II, so I decided to fix that! Feel free to submit quotes/anything funny!

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OJ: How much caffeine is poisonous?

OJ: Asking for myself, I'm worried.

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Lightbulb: I know you think my judgement is clouded, just because I like Painty a little.

Test Tube: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Lightbulb: That's our joint tombstone.

Test Tube: My mistake.

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Nickel: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Suitcase: *staring at Balloon* I want it like my boyfriend.

Nickel: We don't sell ugly popcorn.

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Lightbulb, texting Paintbrush: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Paintbrush′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Paintbrush, texting back: Fuck you.

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Cheesy: How does it feel to be a loser?

Lifering: A what?

Cheesy: A lifeguard.

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Microphone: There are four ways to argue, words, proof and-

Taco, mumbling: gun

Microphone: What?

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Trophy in episode 3: This is Knife. He does all the work that I don't want to do.

*two minutes later*

Trophy: *points at knife* Do it hetero.

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Knife: Fuck, our space heater died.

Lightbulb: The sun????

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OJ: We need to get you to the hospital, you have sixty-nine open wounds.

Pickle, bleeding out: can we get an F in the chat

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Candle: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Oj, watching Paintbrush screaming, Yin-Yang trying to set a sleeping Silver Spoon on fire, and The Floor choking on air: I don't know either.

[wigglepiggle]

am I allowed to draw this as a comic?

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of course! fanart is always encouraged! :)

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Suitcase: Omori’s very relatable, 10/10

Balloon: You need a hug

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Test Tube: I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation.

Test Tube: Where's the fire extinguisher

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Lightbulb: Beat three eggs?

Fan: I think it means in hand-to-hand combat.

Lightbulb: Ohhhhhh-

Paintbrush: Get out of my kitchen.

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Microphone, talking about Test Tube: Oh my god, you just killed my best friend!

Taco: And your worst enemy

Microphone: SAME DIFFERENCE.

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Nickel: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. But when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to let go."

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Test Tube: We scientists have a very specific phrase for this type of situation.

Baseball: Which is?

Test Tube: "What the fuck"