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Bowbot, in high voice, holding Barbie: Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and getting a career!
Goo, in low voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids!
Test Tube: What are you two doing?
Bowbot: Playing systematic oppression.
Lightbulb, texting Paintbrush: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Paintbrush′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Paintbrush, texting back: Fuck you.
MePhone: You four came all the way here for me? But wait, how'd you all get here so fast?
Baseball: Multiple traffic violations.
Knife: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Suitcase: Twenty or more cans of energy drinks.
Lightbulb: Also this isn't our car.
Knife, about Taco: Did you not see all the red flags?!
Microphone: I thought it was a carnival.
OJ: MePad, could you tell MePhone and the others to stop screaming at the football game?
MePad: What? They're watching Great British Bake-Off.
MePhone: You call that a sponge cake?!
Lightbulb: That looks like garbage!
Yin-Yang: TEMPER YOUR CHOCOLATE, YOU IDIOT!
Lightbulb: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Knife: His name is Jared, he's nineteen.
Baseball: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Suitcase: Watch that scene, dig it, the dancing queen!
The final four: AYYYYYYYY MACARENA!
MePhone: Horrible job, everyone.
Paintbrush: I don't know if anger management is working for me.
OJ: What about the writing angry letters and not sending them exercise?
Paintbrush: Wait, I wasn't supposed to send those?
*meanwhile*
Suitcase: Huh, I got a letter from Paintbrush. "Dear Suitcase, when I first saw you, I thought you were a housecat." ...huh?
Fan: "Dear Fan, get out."
Silver Spoon: Mine just says "Dear Silver Spoon" and the rest is a burnt blank page.
Suitcase: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful. By the water? Unburdened? Ideal.
Knife: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everything and everyone.
