i cant believe you simp for an object

3 down bad polls per day. lets see which ii character is the official sexyman (or woman. or nb)

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the bracket (courtesy of @knightobreath )

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whats up sigma gamers

sexyman war the squeakuel

hfjone

bfdi

Voting ended onMay 31, 2025

canonically minor characters will be excluded. obviously. (like taylor & charlie hfjone). ill also be excluding characters deemed minor coded by majority of the fandom (like rocky & grassy bfdi). i know theyre technically not CANONICALLY minors but like. feels weird to include them lmfao.

if hfjone wins i will do 3 posts a day and include contestants + hosts and side characters

if bfdi wins itll be 5 posts a day and ill do contestants + hosts only. since theres too many fuckint characters.

yes i will bring back the shitty drawings 🙏

no i wilk not change the blog name 🙏

its funnier this way

[jerusalemstraycat]

Concept: the @ii-sexyman-war was held in-universe after the finale because they were bored.

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peak cinema

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which character are you most down horrendous for

dr fizz

walkie talkie

Voting ended onDec 11, 2024

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which character are you most down horrendous for

walkie talkie

ballpoint pen

Voting ended onDec 6, 2024

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which character are you most down horrendous for

springy

dr fizz

Voting ended onDec 6, 2024

5 DR FIZZ SIMPS I SUMMON THEEEE

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we’ve had a budget increase since last time

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zoetrope:(

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who are you most down horrendous for

walkie talkie

boaty

Voting ended onDec 4, 2024

[ii-sexyman-war]

who are you most down horrendous for

springy

camera 2

Voting ended onDec 4, 2024

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which character are you most down horrendous for

zoetrope

ballpoint pen

Voting ended onDec 3, 2024

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which character are you most down horrendous for

dr fizz

groscer

Voting ended onDec 3, 2024

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which character are you most down horrendous for

camera 1

boaty

Voting ended onDec 2, 2024

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which character are you most down horrendous for

Camera 2

Tyler Bombard

Voting ended onDec 2, 2024

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in honor of ii doing the unvitationals dirty, i will be hosting an unvitationals only special edition of the sexyman war. starting tomorrow cause im tired

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thank you all for your participation