I’ve always made jokes about pluralising with ‘-im’ where it doesn’t belong, but nothing can actually match Israel itself.
See also: Chips (singular), Chipsim (plural), or brakes (singular, pronounced ‘brex’) and brakesim (plural).
Week and a half or so till I’m home, anyhow.
My favorite of these is that “sealed beam headlights” on cars are referred to as “haSealbeam”. What do you call a single sealed beam headlight, then? Why, “haSealb”, of course!






















