panic! at nabisco

im new here! I ike dr, volleyball, memes, and being aan idiot

[piecesolvingapuzzle-deactivated]

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

[sonofkrabkrab]

I think Op might be projecting a bit

[piecesolvingapuzzle-deactivated]

You shut your mouth right this minute

[iiaintbasic]

Kaito n maki roll @yellow-shirts

[taragrimface]

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

[taragrimface]

canon

[taragrimface]

[taragrimface]

[piratelobster]

OMG, Captain America drinks water! It’s obviously in the same universe as Doctor Who!!!

[taragrimface]

you dont know fucking anything about fallout lore. i’ll kill you

[pingo1387]

calvin and hobbes doesn’t take place in the fallout timeline, fallout takes place in the calvin and hobbes timeline 

[prokopetz]

More dumb D&D character concepts:

A self-proclaimed “greatest swordsman in the world” who’s legitimately unstoppable in a one-on-one duel, but messily goes to pieces in literally any other scenario because their training didn’t cover that. The party’s basic battle strategy consists of pointing them at the highest-threat target and going to extraordinary lengths to ensure nothing “distracts” them.

A wizard with a wildly eclectic yet strangely limited selection of spells who dismisses any shortcoming in their repertoire by claiming that it falls outside their specialty. If anyone tries to pin them down on what their specialty actually is, they remark that there’s no word for it in the questioner’s barbarous tongue, then refuse to elaborate.

A cleric who’s embroiled in a constant ethical debate with their own god, voicing their arguments out loud and receiving replies which evidently only they can hear. The topics discussed range widely, though they always seem to segue to whatever the party is currently up to just in time for the cleric to prove a point by casting a situationally appropriate spell.

An extremely Lawful rogue who’s perfectly okay with cheating, stealing and murdering, but only under the terms of an elaborate code of conduct they’re able to cite chapter and verse at the slightest provocation. These are allegedly the bylaws of the prestigious thieves’ guild to which they belong, but no-one the party encounters has ever heard of it.

[iiaintbasic]

@yellow-shirts

[questions-for-bill]

do you have a burning question to be answered?

try asking bill!

bill takes questions. all kinds of questions!

[iiaintbasic]

Karen took the dog what do i do

[obeymybrain]

I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeeeeeze him.

Fjord is regretting his charm spell.

[iiaintbasic]

i am NOT a bunny rabbit 

[lolzpicx]

[iiaintbasic]

you’re not wrong....

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[iiaintbasic]

they gonna be waitin helluva long time

[i-am-a-fish]

[imnoturmuse]

..muh-muh-me?

[i-am-a-fish]

[ori-traveling-robo-girl]

what is that thing below your eye?

[i-am-a-fish]

[roughlynothing]

He has no style… h-he..

[i-am-a-fish]

[kunaiman]

Which eye do we look in?

[i-am-a-fish]

[hellshellishhell]

No- We’re supposed to be looking fish in the eye!

[i-am-a-fish]

[gayvampiresforever]

NEVER!! RESIST! RESIST! RESIST!

[i-am-a-fish]

[73tealmoons-deactivated20171128]

WE MUST NOT LOOK AWAY FROM FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

[iiaintbasic]

i love you and ive only been on tumblr for half a day

[i-am-a-fish]

Send this post to someone who is

Neat!!!!!!

* a note for anyone who has been tagged in this post, this neating is non-negotiable. you are neat and you are going to have to come to terms with that. this post is immune to all "no u"s and uno reverse card images.

[im-kinda-an-idiot-deactivated20]

@knightlystars​

[iiaintbasic]

@im-kinda-an-idiot​

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[iiaintbasic]

this is replacing my wallpaper

[iiaintbasic]

me, when people say:

musicals are gay

volleyball is easy

anime is stupid

im short 

[thejadedkiwano]

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

[iiaintbasic]

these are all me 

even beard oil

yes, beard oil

[iiaintbasic]

How tall are you?

Tall person: oh, uh idk??? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure lol

short person: i am 156.36 cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week