Do you still have that edit of nick castellanos swinging a greatsword and can i please have it
i really appreciate this post doing decently well in spite of being pretty sure most of the people reblogging it have no idea that nick castellanos only hits home runs with the commentators are talking about tragedies or destroying their careers
— Castellanos hits a home run while Thom Brennaman apologizes for making a homophobic comment on air
— Castellanos hits a home run immediately after Fernando Tatís Jr. suffers a season-ending injury
— Castellanos hits a home run while the broadcasters eulogize the father of a team employee
— Castellanos hits a homer on 9/11
— Castellanos hits a single while the broadcast talks about one of the Blue Jays’ coaches being arrested for a DUI
— Castellanos hits a home run the night of the Oscars Slap
— Castellanos hits a home run on the day of Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwayne Haskins’ death
— Castellanos hits a homer immediately after the broadcast talks about a Memorial Day tribute
— Castellanos hits a home run at the game dedicated to Atlanta’s PA announcer who just passed away
— Castellanos hits a home run on the day of legendary Dodgers announcer Vin Scully’s death
— Castellanos hits a home run on the day Queen Elizabeth died
i don't know how to find the video but there's also the time an announcer was talking about how he was coming in to commentate on the same day his father passed away and is nearly in tears, but collects himself as the batter steps up to the plate and says "i'll stop talking about it here, don't want to pull a nick castellanos." and the batter immediately rips a home run deep into left field.
the only baseball card i own. i use it to ward off evils.
nick castellanos incurred an enormous karmic debt for which we all must pay
