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cats eating a treat

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When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

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Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

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“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

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Certified Library Post

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Do you look at the “for you” page on tumblr

Yes

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Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

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they killed him for this

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Thinking about his insanely caked up marine from halo wars

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the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.