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Ash. Writer of mediocre fic but there are worse things I could be.

[pseudophan]

we fucking knew it. vindication. also phil babe what happened to the flash drive...

[diphowell]

and it's phil lester with the steel chair!

[iihappydaysii]

I haven’t been to a tour since Interactive Introverts. Now my child is practically a teenager and when we go I’m going to look like the slightly balding clueless middle aged man taking his daughter…. Little do they know 🤣

[yarnings]

Is the teenager going to be the clueless one, or is this a bonding experience over something you're both thrilled with?

[iihappydaysii]

Bonding experience. I’m just the more experienced one lol

[iihappydaysii]

I haven’t been to a tour since Interactive Introverts. Now my child is practically a teenager and when we go I’m going to look like the slightly balding clueless middle aged man taking his daughter…. Little do they know 🤣

[diphowell]

if you don't cheer and clap for him phil will blow this whole site up!!!

[pseudophan]

dan and phil try speed dating

[diphowell]

"You saved the day."

[sconesfortea]

I've yet to watch Heated Rivalry (I will when we get it here) but "we basically are heated rivalry" is crazy to share from the stuff I've seen on my dash & fyp

[sundaydriveryeah]

i need to say this loudly

[ahappyphjl]

they shared clothes!!!

[lesbianhowlter]

he got to finish the joke (╥ᴗ╥)

[iihappydaysii]

My hot take as someone who works in law and knows many, many attorneys. Dan should believe in himself more. He could have been a lawyer. I promise attorneys are just regular people, Dan.

[dontholdontothevirus]

my new image

[userlesbian]

august -> december

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Are we in the world’s longest situationship?’

17 November 2025

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Phil on his instagram story!

22 November 2025

[nukihowlter]

picture this. you're a well respected and feared paranormal entity known for years of inflicting horror. you follow this random couple home thinking these amateurs will be easy to scare. you're up all night using all your energy making a foreboding bog dirt circle as a warning. you wait patiently excited to watch these two cower with fear. instead you sit there and watch as they dare each other to eat it. the blonde one turns it into a latte. you retire.