What Big Toe?

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[zeelatunes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[milfsisyphus]

EARNEST POSTING. while everyone is still working on new year’s resolutions i want to make sure everyone knows about the FREE serial reader app.

if you are trying to read more classics/public domain works but for whatever reason struggle with incorporating reading into your daily life, or you’re just intimidated by huge books, serial reader is a great tool to make reading more approachable. it works much like dracula daily in that it sends you one excerpt at a time (usually about 10-15 minutes of estimated reading time). awesome for commutes, lunch breaks, quick bedtime story, etc.

it’s very customizable. you can change fonts, themes, and you can even take notes and highlight. you can also sync with other reading apps like goodreads (no storygraph yet……. we can hope!). the base app is completely free, but there is a one-time optional upgrade fee of $2.99 USD if you want some extra features. this is all developed by one guy, so the money goes to supporting the creator - although i’m sure apple takes their cut 😑.

there are a ton of works to choose from, currently something like 800+.

you can now also add your own .epubs to break up your own books into daily serials! very cool, serial reader!

this was the best app i added last year so i just want to pass it on. happy reading! :)

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[iiid06b0n3z]

Iv been on tumblr for nearly 16 years and while I only got to make an account 13 years ago this is actually atrocious. I came here for a safe space to be myself and explore other things and it is seriously making me consider deleting my account after nearly two whole decades. I was here through your shitty ass corporate deals and Russian bot shit and porn ban. Everything you originally claimed to be is out the window. I'm not even a trans woman. You fucked your own shit. Sort your shit out.

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ignoranceishibiscus]

my favorites from the tags

[shyjusticewarrior]

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[cloevr]

i hope you witness 1000 breasts

[croaksac]

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

[bogleech]

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I cheered when I found out he won. Fucking good for him. And especially good work on his answers.

"Is there anything that will change your mind?"

Rather than saying a flat 'no' that could have given the prosecutor room to make him sound unreasonable (he seems to have been trying to tug on heartstrings with all the 'omg their families are so sad!!'), Afroman answers with a recitation of all the things the cops did and then says no.

[beatrice-otter]

You note that Afroman made posts and songs, and you didn't share?!?

I'm not on Tiktok, so I don't know what he posted there, but here are the Youtube videos

Why You Disconnecting My Video Camera:

Lemon Pound Cake:

And, the best one in my opinion, Will You Help Me Repair My Door:

[beatrice-otter]

Oh hey, he just posted a new one!

[bogleech]

I'd like to add that people can stop chiming in to point out ways that Afroman might be conservative leaning (confirmed to not actually be Maga though) or have his own obsolete prejudices, literally nothing should matter in this series of events other than the fact that a bunch of stupid white cops profiled, terrorized and sued a black man only to be completely fucking destroyed on all but the literal level. I'd have to stand with literally anybody who was put in his position.

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[ros-sauce]

Not to be the world's youngest boomer but I hate that everything's trying to be touchscreens now

[ros-sauce]

Washing machines and stoves and all that ought to have dials. It's not right for them to not have dials. Put them back they can't breathe

[ros-sauce]

WAIT A SECOND YEAH. THIS IS PART OF THE PUSH TO MAKE TECH MORE INTIMIDATING AND LESS REPARABLE ISN'T IT. Tech CEOs when I get my hands on you

[mabeltanaka]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[geddyqueer]

hello. this message is for trans people in kansas who are looking to leave asap. I live in colorado, in a relatively cheap rural area. the hospital I work at is hiring a multitude of positions; the job is fine and the wages are adequate at worst and good at best. this is a trans-friendly community in a trans-friendly state. I am happy to act as a reference for you and am happy to connect you to housing resources. please hit up my ask box or email me. feel free to share this post with people who may need this information. thank you, good luck.

[sloppystyle]

[gnirewolf]

this video is so full of life

[theehorsepusssy]

[foolsturmoil]

beautiful interaction i saw on the internet today

[mutationgirl]

yeah I’m fantastic at maintaining consistent eye contact. you probably noticed. on account of my eyes flicking to meet yours, holding for a few seconds, and then returning to a semi-fixed point somewhere over your shoulder. pretty good, right?