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“ catalina.

‘ maybe not for you but i’ve still got my ways of keeping things to myself. ‘

❛ i know how to keep a secret. i’ve kept many, & still do. ❜

#ofcatalina.

“ beatrice.

‘ so what; you prefer to just act like an asshole? ’

❛ yeah! isn’t that OBVIOUS? ❜

#thank u so much #perditvs.

beatrice !

‘ alright, –– how’s common courtesy for one? ’

❛ that’s a good one! the answer is still NO, though. ❜

#ye #thats a thing ppl do #i also have the ability to touch n all #thank u for noticing #:///#perditvs.

catalina !

‘ i’m afraid that information is TOP SECRET.‘

❛ is anything STILL a secret these days? ❜

#ofcatalina.

beatrice !

‘ you should’ve just stopped at ADORABLE, buddy. have you never heard of the term “ –– – quit while you’re ahead ” ? ’

❛ i have, YES. i don’t have any reasons to quit anything, though. so, tell me; WHY should i do it? ❜

#not me #perditvs.

kaylee !

‘ —so now what? say you’ve given up. what’s next? ’

❛ is it really GIVING UP if there’s nothing left to fight for? ❜

#same tbqh #kavleedavis.

( “i just did some calculations, and i’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” @perditvs )

❛ that’s truly adorable! did you decide to TELL me that hoping i would be hurt, or? ❜

#what is this #perditvs.

“ william !

‘ what i’m SAYING is that i have a strict “ no violence towards women ” – policy. ’

❛ thank you for letting me know. it’s just a question, though; i’m not suggesting that you should go HIT HER. ❜

#that one bad haircut nate had ://#also mayb it makes sense in his head #whOK NOWS #impiius.

❛ it’s like you decided the fight was over for you. ❜ @kavleedavis

❛ well, maybe i did. it’s not like it’s any of your business, anyway. ❜

#kavleedavis.#iDK

“ william !

‘ MAYBE NOT. though i can’t exactly ask her, now can i? she might be 5ft something, but i’m not entirely convinced she WOULDN’T attempt to stab me. ’

❛ so what you’re saying is that you’re SCARED of her. ❜

#impiius.#seven years later #idk what this is

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mikaelsonsreign:

Kol Mikaelson + shirtless (requested by anon)

#ᶦ'ᵐ ᵈᵉᵛᶦᶫᶦˢʰᶫʸ ʰᵃᶰᵈˢᵒᵐᵉ⋅ ( ; visage. )#nice

“ william !

‘ ––––– they all say she’s got low self-esteem; so, why is she looking like the CAT who got the cream? ’

❛ good question! although i’m not sure i should be the one answering that. ❜

#idek what this is #how do u expect me to know what life is #impiius.

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random sentence starters part two.

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abandonedwiitch:

i said i was gonna do drafts and what not but i lied – i’m doing this because i fucking love making these even though they make my activity fucking insane. these are all from my itunes, youtube, tv shows, whatever i want. i’ve made up a few myself so, yeah!

“Please, ____, you know what I’m capable of.” “And you know what I’m capable of.” “They’re coming for me.” “My minds like a deadly disease.” “I’m meaner than my demons.” “Please stop, you’re scaring me!” “Goddamn right, you should be scared of me!” “Who is in control?” “I couldn’t stand the person in side me so I turned all the mirror’s around!” “____, do it!” “Goodbye, brother/sister.” “I’m not red riding hood but i think the wolves have got me.” “I don’t need a knight.” “You be the beast and I’ll be the beauty.” “Who needs true love?” “I don’t believe in fairytales.” “I believe in you and me.” “Take me to wonderland.” “My dreams consist of things that’ll make you wanna hide.” “I’m not afraid to face a little danger.” “You want the same as I, so stop pretending.” “It’s unbelievable how much I hate/love you.” “Tell them/her/him to get lost.” “Gimmie what I want.” “Is this what you want? Chaos?” “What’s wrong with a little chaos?” “_____, that’s the dream.” “This is reality.” “Run boy/girl run!” “This world is not meant for you.” “They’re/He’s/She’s dying to stop you!” “It’s time to run!” “We’re criminals right? So, let’s be criminals!” “Whatever the hell we want!” “Only problem, ____, is that I hate you.” “Come along with me!” “I’m just here to rescue her, kay?” “I ain’t coming back no more.” “Thank you!” “Hey!” “What?” “What was that?” “I should kill everyone and escape?” “I’m kidding!” “That’s not what they really said.” “I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.” “I see what’s mine, I take it!” “Finders keepers, losers weepers!” “If you don’t know, now you know!” “I’m taking back the crown!” “So close, I can taste it!” “Don’t throw stones at me!” “Don’t tell anybody!” “Trouble finds me!” “Liking yourself is the most important thing.” “And I like me.” “I’m going back to my roots!” “Another high, another low.” “I do trust you.” “I know it’s gotta go like this, I know.” “Hell will always come before you.” “Trouble found me.” “Who’s the boss?” “You know what the say about the crazy ones.”

#ᶫᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵖᶫᵃʸ ᵃ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ⋅ ( ; memes. )