dumb love

𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊 𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢𝚑𝚚.

[iindias]

hi   people   ,   my   name   is   alli   ,   i   use   she/her   pronouns   and   i   am   v   happy   to   be   here   🥺   i’m   from   the   gmt   zone   which   means   i’ll   probs   be   online   during   weird   ass   hours   especially   since   i   work   nights   a   lot   rip   :///      but   yes   anyway   i’m   so   excited   to   be   here   and   interact   w   yall   !!!   i   wrote   a   lil’   bit   about   my   baby   ,   india   on   google   docs   so   i’ll   throw   the   link   in   the   source   but   yeahhh   hit   me   up   or   like   this   if   u   wanna   plot   things   and   we   can   exchange   d*scords   or   whatevs   xo

[iindias]

silastm​:

          it’s   pleasant   ,   the   way   she   can   volley   off   him   and   return   his   jests   ,   and   silas   appreciates   her   gestures   of   normalcy   that   she   takes   up   between   the   two   of   them   .   he   grins   at   her   before   ensuring   his   next   bite   is   swallowed   down   ,   receiving   her   scolding   in   good   nature   (   his   revolt   against   table   manners   were   more   of   a   protest   aimed   at   his   father’s   uptight   nature   ,   and   by   no   means   necessary   when   with   one   of   his   favored   acquaintances   .   ) “   you   don’t   know   what   shrekli   did   ? pharma   bro   ?   c’mon   dee   ,   you’re   better   than   that   .   ”      silas   crinkles   his   nose   in   mock   disappointment   ,   though   he   lets   her   off   the   hook   much   more   easily   than   he’d   do   with   anyone   else   .   another   bite   disappears   into   his   mouth   as   he   nods   along   to   her   reponses   ,   eyes   rolling   at   the   much   -   too   -   predictable   ending   of   her   locking   down   chris   evans   in   any   form   .     “   oh   i’d   fuck   ben   shapiro   in   a   heart   beat   because   i   know   he’d   never   be   able   to   live   it   down   .   it’d   drive   him   nuts   thinking   about   the   night   he   shared   with   a   radical   neo   -   anarchist   ,   think   about   it   .   i’d   shut   his   ass   up   with   the   blackmail   of   that   ,   for   sure   .   you   can   thank   me   for   taking   one   for   the   team   .   ”      another   grin   he   flashes   her   way   —   the   thought   of   it   truly   sends   him   reeling   .   he   dips   a   fry   into   his   pile   of   ketchup   ,   face   contorting   as   he   ponders   the   remaining   lineup   ,   figuring   his   strategy   is   a   little   more   convoluted   than   india’s   was   .      “ marry   shkreli   only   if   i   can   manage   to   fuck   a   prenup   and   divorce   him   for   all   he’s   worth   ,   slimy   sack   of   shit   .   he’s   in   prison   anyways   so   i   can   just   skip   the   conjugal   visits   .   and   uh   ,   i   guess   that   leaves   lucas   lee   ,   biggest   skate   poser   of   them   all   ,   to   meet   his   demise   .   ”   he   mimics   a   bomb’s   explosion   ,   looking   up   at   the   femme   with   a   playful   glint   in   his   eyes   .      “   your’s   was   almost   too   predictable   ,   i   don’t   even   know   why   i   feel   surprised   ,   ”   he   teases   ,   brows   raising   as   if   to   express   disappointment   in   her   ,   and   he   feels   the   warmth   from   the   comfort   of   their   back   -   and   -   forth   wash   over   him   .   at   the   very   least   ,   he   knows   he   can   fall   back   into   what   he   knows   with   india   and   not   worry   where   it   leaves   them   —   a   characteristic   that   keeps   her   in   his   high   graces   as   one   of   his   favored   nyc   residents   .

‘    no    ,    i    don’t    know    what    shrekli    did    .    ’    femme    informs    the    other    with    a    light    -    hearted    pointed    look    on    soft    features    .    ‘    i’m    pretty    ,    pretty    people    don’t    know    –––    nor    care    about    this    stuff    .    ’    allows    a    laugh    to    fall    from    red    lips    as    she    pokes    out    her    tongue    quickly    ,    she’s    kidding    and    she    hopes    silas    knows    that    too    .    male    had    a    decent    sense    of    humour    while    the    two    were    dating    so    it    was    rare    that    he’d    ever    lose    it    .    scrunches    her    nose    as    he    mentions    bedding    ben    shapiro    ,    the    reasoning    is    decent    –––    india    can’t    deny    that    ,    however    ,    she    wouldn’t    ever    be    able    to    put    herself    through    such    a    thing    .    ‘    okay    ,    that’s    funny    ,    i’ll    admit    that    but    you’re    still    fucking    an    ugly    dude    ,    i    couldn’t    ,    bruh    .    ’    ––––    ‘    not    only    that    ,    i    would    not    be    able    to    stop    myself    from    smacking    that    permanent    smirk    off    his    bitch    ass    lips    .    ’    shrugs    at    brunet’s    objections    for    shrekli    as    she    takes    another    bite    of    a    chicken    nugget    ,    didn’t    know    of    him    so    india    couldn’t    really    care    less    ,    besides    she    was    definitely    more    engrossed    in    the    fact    that    silas    had    just    chosen    to    kill    chris    evans    .    well    ,    his    character    in    scott    pilgrim    –––    but    still    ,    it’s    chris    evans    .    ‘    nah    ,    you    dumb    as    hell    .    how    are    you    gonna    kill    off    lucas    ?    he’s    still    kinda    fine    ,    you    can    just    pretend    he’s    not    a    poser    .    ’    she    scolds    silas    ,    allowing    optics    to    roll    once    again    at    male’s    idiocy    .    ‘    like    you’re    really    choosing    those    uglies    over    him    ,    are    you    feelin’    okay    ?    ’    launches    a    fry    at    the    male’s    head    as    he    brands    her    as    predictable    ,    quickly    sheltering    the    rest    of    her    lunch    from    silas’    thieving    fingers    as    soon    as    she    did    so    .    ‘    okay    ,    i    may    be    predictable    ...    ’    india    starts    ,    wanting    to    wipe    the    other’s    smug    grin    off    of    his    face    .    ‘    but    at    least    i    get    to    fuck    a    version    of    chris    evans    ,    you    on    the    other    hand    ,    have    absolutely    nothing    to    brag    about    .    ’    brown    hues    sparkle    as    she    looks    back    at    him    ,    enjoying    the    teasing    game    the    pair    have    found    themselves    entangled    in    .

[iindias]

outspokens​:

❛ closed starter → @iindias​

                    ❝I think they’ve officially lost their minds.❞ The comment came as the brunette dropped onto her couch, resting beside the other as a laugh escaped her, the thought already bringing an amused response from the female. ❝I saw this whole Twitter thread this morning about how someone thinks I stole your shirt, and it’s absolute proof that our friendship exists. I didn’t have the heart to tell them we just happen to have the same shirt. That and it was hilarious reading the entire thing, it was a full on conspiracy theory, I tell you.❞

brunette    had    already    been    lax    on    the    couch    as    the    other    sat    down    ,    leaving    india    to    playfully    throw    her    feet    over    her    friend’s    lap    while    manicured    nails    dig    into    the    bag    of    chips    resting    on    her    stomach    .    ‘    please    ,    they’re    having    fun    –––    it    keeps    us    trending    too    ,    don’t    forget    .    ’    giggle    slips    from    her    lips    before    a    finger    points    at    devin    .    ‘    you    think    we    should    ever    let    them    know    they’re    right    ,    before    they    really    go    insane    ,    that    is    ?    imagine    the    merch    we    could    make   .    ’

[iindias]

phaehq​:

@phae: my baby!! i miss u back @phae: it’s ok, so has mine :( how have u been? @phae: i’ve been living in the studio but i’m so down. my nails look B A D @phae: u better not! i cant name the last time i had mine wo u..the nail lady always asks ab u if ur not there lol 

@INDIA    :    thank    u    i    feel    loved @INDIA    :    ugh    crazy    tired    i    have    not    stopped @INDIA    :    and    on    top    of    that    my    mom    has    been    facetiming    me    daily    :/ @INDIA    :    omg    that’s    great    !!!    i    can’t    wait    to    hear    new    stuff    <3 @INDIA    :    ok    that’s    a    lie    ur    nails    always    look    fire @INDIA    :    that’s    sweet    i    miss    her    we    need    to    go    sometime    soon

[iindias]

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[iindias]

OUTGOING SNAP →  @phaehq​​

@INDIA   :   hey   queen   i   miss   u @INDIA   :   my   schedule   been   crazy   lately   :( @INDIA   :   but   i   miss   getting   mani-pedi’s   w   u   @INDIA   :   i   got   my   nails   done   today   n   it   was   not   the   same   without   u @INDIA   :   i   won’t   do   it   again   xo

[iindias]

eastisms​:

@eastharvey  :  hi  queen!  and  yeah,  i  am!  cloudwatching!  :) @eastharvey  :  can  we  share  the  sushi?  bc  if  we  can,  yes.  if  can’t,  no  probably  not  🤔 @eastharvey  :  luv  me  forever  tho??  that’s  a  little  tempting @eastharvey  :  wait  sushi’s  fish  isn’t  it?  nvm  i  don’t  eat  fishies   @eastharvey  :  where  do  u  want  it  from?

@INDIA   :   cloud   watching   ?   is   that   a   thing @INDIA   :   it   sounds   nice   n   sleepy   @INDIA   :   ok   we   can   share   the   sushi   just   bc   it’s   u   ❤️   @INDIA   :   right   bc   my   love   is   like   painite @INDIA   :   aka   the   rarest   gemstone   if   that   wasn’t   clear @INDIA   :   man   that’s   disappointing   :/ @INDIA   :   awww   ur   still   getting   it   ?   ur   cute @INDIA   :   wherever   is   closest   to   u   ,   bby   .

[iindias]

outspokens​:

devin: lookie here, it’s the SUN has blessed me with her face devin: pls you flatter me devin: i love the little connection-board like things they seem to make up devin: reminds me of crime shows with their pinboards, connecting evidence devin: funny how us ? ghosts ! devin: but that one time i spilled my hot chocolate on myself in the park — everywhere for two weeks devin: me ? ‘drunk as shit’ ? couldn’t possibly have been devin: now they’re just throwing ridiculous things on their bad connection board, shameful devin: it gets more and more ridiculous as time goes on, it’s hilarious

@INDIA   :   are   u   the   sun   ...   if   so   i   agree @INDIA   :   um   u   deserved   to   be   hyped   ! @INDIA   :   omg   i   know   same   like   i   feel   so   important @INDIA   :   gonna   do   a   buzzfeed   interview   and   do   one   of   those   bff   quizzes   about   u @INDIA   :   and   when   i   get   every   question   right   of   course   they’ll   beg   for   our   secrets @INDIA   :   ok   but   that   was   funny   it   was   my   lockscreen   pic   for   like   a   month @INDIA   :   ok   i   know   but   i   love   how   involved   people   get   it   makes   me   laugh @INDIA   :   like   yall   just   can’t   catch   us   it’s   ok   to   admit   we   outsmarted   yall   <3

[iindias]

cambriefm​:

@𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: that whole sentence is my literal worst nightmare @𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: u can’t just play w/ my emotions like that akjsndk @𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: i would’ve sobbed lol @𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: i’m sorryyyyy 🥺 honestly it’s bc i sleep in late unless i have meetings in the morning so i don’t even get around to filming until late in the day @𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: 1 venti iced caramel macchiato coming right up !!! @𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: it’s honestly the least i can do since u’re blessing me w/ ur incredible editing skills !! @𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐦: anything else u want , just say the word 😚

@INDIA   :   ok   same   cause   imagine   hours   of   footage   lost @INDIA   :   i   would   cry   myself   to   sleep   . @INDIA   :   please   i   would   NEVER @INDIA   :   im   a   professional   i   have   ur   footage   saved   on   my   computer   and   THREE   other   harddrives   💖 @INDIA   :   no   it’s   fine   i   was   jk   like   it’s   still   sexy   i   can   still   work   w   it   easy   @INDIA   :   no   hard   feelings   but   i   will   take   that   coffee   :) @INDIA   :   pls   u   flatter   me   ily @INDIA   :   um   maybe   a   chocolate   brownie   too   🥺

[iindias]

ftadonis​:

𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈$  :   i  lit  just  thought  you’d  be  happy  for  me  lmao  dang 𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈$  :   those  who  don’t  have  bagels  can’t  speak  on  those  who  do 𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈$  :   you  got  me  there  ,  good  options  ,  lost  me  at  bacon  n  ham   though  pork  is  nasty  𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈$  :  have  i  ever  given  u  a  reason  not  to  trust  me  ?

𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈$  :   fair  enough

𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈$  :   nothing  tbh  ,  i  just  wanted  to  see  what   you’d  say  .  

@INDIA   :   i   would   have   been   if   u   made   me   one   . @INDIA   :   ok   now   u   just   being   mean   :/ @INDIA   :   wdym   i   lost   u   at   bacon   what’s   ur   beef   w   bacon?! @INDIA   :   i   kinda   get   ham   bc   it’s   not   that   nice   but   BACON. @INDIA   :   i   would   say   no   not   usually   but   u   just   told   me   u   hate   bacon @INDIA   :   oh   so   u   find   it   FUNNY   to   get   me   all   anxious   on   purpose @INDIA   :   i   see   how   it   is   ,   creed   .   :/

[iindias]

OUTGOING SNAP →  @cambriefm​​

@INDIA   :   hey   what   would   u   do   if   i   lost   ur   footage @INDIA   :   lol @INDIA   :   no   that   was   a   joke   im   sry   @INDIA   :   don’t   have   a   heart   attack @INDIA   :   i   am   dying   tho   bc   u   sure   do   love   vlogging   at   night @INDIA   :   it’s   so   hard   to   color   dark   clips   lmao @INDIA   :   i   think   a   venti   iced   caramel   macchiato   would   help   me   tho @INDIA   :   hint   hint   😉

[iindias]

OUTGOING SNAP →  @fmrome​​

@INDIA   :   i   have   a   bone   to   pick   w   u @INDIA   :   i   want   my   spare   key   back @INDIA   :   did   u   rly   go   in   my   apt   n   steal   my   kraft   mac   n   cheese @INDIA   :   it’s   only   u   who   would   do   that   bitch @INDIA   :   jk   about   the   key   u   can   keep   it   but @INDIA   :   next   time   u   wanna   steal   my   terrible   food   pls   replace   it   w   something   nice @INDIA   :   xoxo.

[iindias]

OUTGOING SNAP →  @outspokens​​

@INDIA   :   hey   bestie @INDIA   :   i   see   we’re   hitting   the   headlines   again @INDIA   :   well   u   are   ...   ur   latest   shoot   ?   sexy   . @INDIA   :   i   see   vogue   is   trying   again   w   the   timeline   of   our   friendship @INDIA   :   lmao   they   don’t   got   any   pics   tho   @INDIA   :   it’s   like   ‘this   tweet   says   they   saw   devin   n   india   drunk   as   shit   two   years   ago   somewhere   in   manhattan’   @INDIA   :   i   live   for   these   ghost   bff   articles

[iindias]

OUTGOING SNAP →  @eastisms​

@INDIA   :   hey   king   ,   u   busy? @INDIA   :   if   not   do   u   wanna   bring   ur   fav   girl   some   sushi @INDIA   :   she   will   luv   u   forever   @INDIA   :   she   is   me   btw

[libro-de-libra]

[iindias]

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