[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[iinkbones]

everything i do is for you my love (m&s berry jelly bottom)

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[pmamtraveller]

Female torso, likely Nefertiti. Amarna period (c. 1349–1330 BC)

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[fernscare]

peaceful chimera at the river

[lizardsfromspace]

Mankind must prepare for the ontological shock of gnomes being proven false. So much of our society is built around the gnome: the love of the gnome, the fear of the gnome. Are we ready for a world without gnomes?

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[choccy-sippy]

Leetle Leons for your viewing pleasure

[lizardsfromspace]

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

[karrakazz]

I enjoy reading the work of swifties because its fruitful 2 explore mindsets and experiences different from my own. For example: i think both of those lines are dogshit

[lakevida]

help i just heard the worst most heterosexual hallmark movie retail playlist ass song ever and i was thinking this is like if tswift was worse and right at that moment my 60 year old bostonian coworker turns to me beaming and goes This is the best taylor swift song its for the new toy story movie

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[kosmogrl]