Shyy

| Zach, 25 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |

[saggitariusarrow-deactivated201]

dps: THE TANK IS DYING.

me, a veteran healer:

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

dps: THE TANK IS DYING

me, a veteran tank:

[questir-a]

tank: let me die

me, a veteran dps:

[stalwart-shield]

healer: the dps are dead and I’m not raising them again

me, a veteran tank:

[burning-yaungol]

Healers and Tanks: Dead

Boss: Still alive

Me, a Veteran DPS:

[daphrona]

wasn't it wacky when kel'thuzad pulled arthas aside and said he didn't trust the dreadlords because they're the lich king's jailors, well actually they're jailors by proxy, the lich king's jailor is this being called the jailer, and he's actually the good guy and the lich king ain't shit (but the dreadlords are still not to be trusted even though theyre working with the jailer because they are agents of this vampire sire called denathrius who has allied with the jailer) and also the burning legion was only around because it was the jailer's scheming that sargeras went mad in the first place and the dreadlords gave sargeras the helm of domination and frostmourne and then sargeras punted it onto azeroth (this is vitally important because azeroth souls are more special than other souls in the afterlife) with an orc ghost stuck in it and thats the lich king and also the lich king chose arthas specifically for this but actually it was the jailer who chose him actually but maybe it was just the lich king bc the lich king apparently wanted arthas specifically as a pet for shits and giggles but thats neither here nor there. wasnt that just quazy you guys.

[wow-images]

Never leave Azerothians unsupervised. (Via)

(Zezin96)

[lady-of-cinder]

↳ ELDEN RING | The Lands Between - Limgrave  [3/?]

[psikonauti]

“Mountain Ghost” by Hwa San-Chiuen

[lady-of-cinder]

↳ ELDEN RING | The Lands Between - Limgrave [2/?]

[lady-of-cinder]

↳ ELDEN RING | Crumbling Farum Azula [1/?]

[psychicdamaged]

stress levels during keyfish: highest to lowest

1) matt, who had to use his phone to roll 100d6 and tell his girlfriend she got 363 points of damage and died because she jumped off a fucking cliff

2) liam, the only person who fully grasps that one of them just fucking died

3) ashley, shocked and offended at travis laughing about this

4) laura, laughing occasionally but very stressed

5) sam, who appreciates both the gravity and the humor of the situation

6) taliesin, mildly concerned but mostly amused

7) marisha, arguing with matt about physics, shaking with laughter for five minutes

8) travis, who is actively cackling throughout

[amani-outrider]

the game will be like “watch your feet” and then the game is like:

[mistsofpandaria]

tch. whatever. *eye beams you*

[lokaror]

U step through the pearly gates and hear human male aggro sound. you are rooted by charge and the fury warrior kills you in seconds

[wrongxdog]

no little german boy don’t run into the whelp room!

[thegreasepuppy]

Oh mein gött! I make ze räidenvipen! 

[official-keyes]

Hunting you.

[swampgallows]

[unclefather]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

The elements?

[blurrycriticalroleposts]

“It’s not a door, it’s a thing of evil.”

Vox Machina vs doors, animated and streamed for posterity. 

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Matthew Mercer @.matthewmercer which reads: “It has begin. We genuinely hope you enjoy, as we (and SO many other wonderful people) have poured our hearts into this for years to bring it to you. The first 3 episode have officially dropped, and it only gets better from here. ;) #TheLegendOfVoxMachina”. There’s a link to the Amazon listing beneath, showing the banner image for the show. /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Matt in reply to his own previous tweet which reads: “GODDAMN IT, Autocorrect!! Bah, I am leaving it. Perfection is a false goal. Embrace the messy. Everything is silly, and what is life. <3” /end ID]

[ID: A cut-together screencap of a series of replies from the cast to Matt’s typoed tweet, each in reply to the one previous in a chain. They each read as follows. Taliesin Jaffe (@.executivegoth): “#ItHasBegin”. Sam Riegel (@.samriegel): “It has. It has begin.” Liam O’Brien (@.VoiceOfOBrien): “On brand.” Taliesin Jaffe (@.executivegoth): “Once more it again begins, yes.” Marisha Ray (@.Marisha_Ray): “It have begins.” Travis Willingham (@.WillingBlam): “Begins it has.” Laura Bailey (@.LauraBaileyVO): “I has bacons.” Ashley Johnson (@.TheVulcanSalute): “you’re mom.” And Matthew Mercer (@.matthewmercer): “………………… yup.” /end ID]

And finally we have...

[ID: A tweet from Matthew Mercer @.matthewmercer in reply to everyone above which reads: “...I hate you all so much.” /end ID]

Happy #TheLegendOfVoxMachina Day, everyone!