still never not gonna haunt me that it’s canon that illidan would get down on all fours and lick demon fluids off the ground on all fours if nobody was watching him. idk how he even gets on all fours he has stupid legs and this has ruined many of my attempts at written pornography about him because how is a guysupposed to crawl around whimpering and groveling and licking the ground if he has goat legs and he is also bright purple. Bright purple and lime green like neopet poison. Stupid. Anyways it haunts me that he canonically wants to do this he wants to soooooo badly. Yuckyyyyyy












