Unicorn Bawse

Lilly Saini Singh better known as Superwoman. YouTuber, musician, actress & author. single pringle. certified baswe. (just a rp blog, not the real Lilly)

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[itsawsten-archived]

iisupersinghii:

Perfect. You’re a YouTube star now without a channel, you’ll be huge! Yes, come here cause I’m lazy and I just made popcorn so I need someone to be fat with me for a bit.

Perfect, it’s my one and only dream after being a musician. Fine, I’ll come, just be ready for when I get there.

[iisupersinghii]

Then it’s definitely time to make more dreams come true, rock star. Alright, great, can’t wait to see you. I’ll leave the door unlocked for you as I take forever to get everything ready.

[iisupersinghii]

onedollarbillie:

Fine, I can do that. Haha, alright, guess I’m gonna be on YouTube. I’d start a channel if I had the time. Sounds like a plan to me. Shall I come there then? I can have my neighbour keep an eye on things here.

Perfect. You’re a YouTube star now without a channel, you’ll be huge! Yes, come here cause I’m lazy and I just made popcorn so I need someone to be fat with me for a bit.

[iisupersinghii]

nickjonas: I feel a little bit better now @iisuperwomanii I'm always able to hangout with you.

iisuperwomanii: Well why not come on by again and let's hang, homie! @nickjoans No video, just me and my bae

[iisupersinghii]

onedollarbillie:

My apologizes, maybe I can consider an arrangement for you. Oh yeah? That sounds like fun! Um.. sure, why not. Though I’mma say this now, no Mario Kart, I don’t need to slaying me too.

I’m cool with that in turn, you’re doing a collab with me. Jacksepticeye isn’t the cool one here. Here, we play Smash Brothers Brawl and if I win, you share with me a song, if you win it’s private and I’ll forever feel teased by you.

[iisupersinghii]

sht-daddario:

I don’t think it started off in America though. But I could be wrong, I’m wrong about a lot of stuff. It’s nice to meet you Lilly, and I totally agree, if popcorn is going to be in my living room I’m going to be eating it.

I’m assuming cause Americans are cray and I love it! Maybe we should look it up and see. Exactly, plus I got a popcorn machine and for me not my tree.

[itsawsten-archived]

My holiday spirit is lacking so I might have been writing holiday music to help fix that, no promises I’ll share anything though. However on another note, I might have taken on gaming as my new past time. I’m always down for recommendations if you game at all. So got any favourite games?

[iisupersinghii]

That’s just straight up torture and you know it. I played Mario Kart with a friend and I’d like to think I slayed him, it was fun. So if you’re asking for a gaming partner, I’m down despite barely gaming much. As far as games, um... I’m not a gamer really so I don’t know.

[iisupersinghii]

nickjonas: when @IISuperwomanII breaks up with you for @therock 💔#tradingup #12collabsofxmas

@iisuperwomanii: You'll always be my bae @nickjonas but if you're free I'm down to hang again.

[zceesugg-deactivated20180823]

 So, i think with all the Christmas Commercials and stuff. I thought I’d sit in bed at night and watch the bloody Hallmark channel and it brought literal tears into my eyes then i had to watch something funny before i really went to bed. So life lesson unless you want to cry.. don’t watch cheesy hallmark channel!!!  Christmas month has only begun and i’m in the fetal position. 

[iisupersinghii]

May I ask why this channel brought you to tears? I normally only watch Nickelodeon and ABC or Netflix and Hulu.

[rory-lewis-blog]

“I have no idea how to wrap garland around a tree. It looks like a five year old decorated my tree but oh well it’s mine. Hi I’m Matt! Does anyone know the reason why people put popcorn on a tree?”

[iisupersinghii]

I’d be in the same mess if putting up the tree and decorating the house wasn’t a family thing we did ever year before I moved out. Hi, I’m Lilly! Cause Americans be fat and I’m apart of it, but I’m not wasting my popcorn on my tree.

[iisupersinghii]

arrogance-is-key:

nah, not a full album… a few new singles here n’ there, but mostly it’s just to hit places i haven’t been in a while/at all. gotta make up all that money i spent on my studio, haha. you got a book out? what’s it called? i could google, i guess, but… conversation is good.

Ah, alright, that’s still pretty cool and still sounds like a mix of fun and a lot of work. Oh, most definitely, and you’re definitely making the money, I’m sure. I do it’s called ‘How To Be A Bawse’ and it’s gonna teach you about self-love, self-confidence and how to be a bawse like yours truly.

[ethan--sinclair]

Well lets just hope that he who shall not be named wont get to you and suck the unicorn blood to live. Doesnt he do that in the first one? I dont remember. Its insane how many people are becoming famous from YouTube I personally think its pretty awesome and such a good idea to start. Id love to do a collab.

[iisupersinghii]

I’m definitely hoping whoever we’re not naming definitely stays the f back! Um.. I think so, it’s been a while, I can’t recall much. It is and quite the useful platform if you know how to use it and are willing to work hard on it. Great, well if you’re free and in LA, why not swing by?

[ethan--sinclair]

If youre a Unicorn then how come you arent living in the Forbidden Forrest back at Hogwarts huh… Ill do it for you Superwomen whatever you are. Now that I have free time maybe Ill search YouTube and watch some videos. 

[iisupersinghii]

Cause I’m that weird Unicorn that got left behind and still hasn’t figured out her way back home. Now I got a place in LA and I’m a YouTube sensation. Okay, I’m just a girl really into unicorns who sometimes wheres a onesie of one so I can be one. You should watch some of my videos, I promise you’ll laugh and have an amazing time. Maybe you can joy me for one of my collab-mas videos.

[ethan--sinclair]

I didnt know that unicorns actually exist. I cant do dream catchers, but I can do woodwork so I can make you like an actual unicorn out of wood. Former Spiderman indeed. You look like you could be Superwomen, its nice to meet you. 

[iisupersinghii]

They do, I’m the most well know unicorn. You can make me a wooden unicorn!? Shut the front door, I so want that!! It’d be a real honour to play Superwoman, but it’s just a name for my job. I’m a YouTuber. You as well.

[iisupersinghii]

arrogance-is-key:

touring, yep, and nearly done. only like… five or six.. or seven or something more cities to go. i wanna go home and sleep for a week. k yeah, cause sheep are great. they’re dumb and soft, my favorite combination.

That’s wonderful! I kinda miss touring myself, my last tour was for my book. What are you on tour for, a new album? I don’t blame you, as soon as you get home, do it! Exactly, I still wish I could have a sheep pillow as soft as a real sheep.

[ethan--sinclair]

I’ve been so busy with filming and everything else that I realized I don’t have the time to make things anymore. I used to love doing that, does anyone need anything? I can make you something, I’m bored now that I have some time off. Give me something to do please, I beg of you. I’m Andrew by the way for those who don’t know.

[iisupersinghii]

I’m so sorry to hear that and I’m honestly here for you. I mean, I need a boyfriend, just kidding, I’m a unicorn and don’t require love. Now this depends on what your crafty hands can make. I’ve always wanted a nice unique dream catcher if you can do that. Right, the former Spiderman, I know that one. I’m Lilly or Superwoman as I’m known as online.

[arrogance-is-key]

bless this fuckin’ rain in melbourne. my pasty canadian ass can’t take the australian heat. pretty ready to go to new zealand, tho… i wanna pet some dang sheep. 

[iisupersinghii]

Rain sounds pretty nice to me being in LA where it’s always hot! Wait.. you’re in Australia? Are you touring? I’d join you on sheep petting also.