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‘ Who needs IRL relationships when there’s dating sims to play. ‘
At least 2D girls wont break his heart.
“ Jesus Gonzales . . . “
“ you ( REALLY. ) need to get out of the [ h o u s e. ] more . . . “
[ she was only being a good friend. besides, that meant she’d ( have. ) to listen to his FANGIRLING if he had REALLY meant that ]
why am i apologizing when you were the one who did the damage?
HEADCANON QUESTIONS:
✿: What is your muses favourite scent?
☼: What is your muses favourite kind of weather?
☤: Is your muse allergic to anything?
♫: Does your muse like music? What kind?
✉: What is something your muse would write about?
✈: How far has your muse travelled away from their home?
💕: Does your muse have any crushes?
★: What is your muse’s zodiac?
✞: Does your muse have an religious beliefs? What are they?
∞: Is there something about your muse that has been constant throughout their life?
✘: What are your muses pet peeves?
💲: What is your muse like with their money? What’s their financial situation?
⚽: What’s your muse’s favourite sport?
✔: What is your muse’s sexuality?
✋: Is your muse left or right handed?
👓: Does your muse need reading aids? Contacts or glasses?
🎒: What does your muse normally keep in their bag?
🚑: Does your muse have any disabilities/impairments?
👕: What is your muse’s fashion sense like?
🎲: Does your muse like to gamble?
🍕: What’s your muses favourite food?
🍸: Does your muse like to consume alcohol? What’s their favourite kind?
💉: Does your muse have a substance addiction? To what?
concept: being able to seek validation without feeling like you’re being annoying
〖 all this ｂｉｔｔｅｒｎｅｓｓ is starting to grow ᴄᴏʟᴅ 〗
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i will put 1-112 into a random number generator. i left these up for the roleplayers to decide who does the action and who receives it, so have fun!
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stand by me starters
starter sentences from the movie stand by me ( 1986 ) includes homophobic & ablest slurs, language and neglect. feel free to change pronouns / names to fit your muses!
“I was twelve going on thirteen when I saw my first dead human being.” “Hey, I’m French.” “Your garbage cans are empty and your dog is pregnant.” “Piss up a rope!” “One time he held [name]’s ear to a stove and almost burned it off.” “You foureyed pile of shit!” “Go ahead, keep laughing.” “Knock the secret knock!” “Come on you guys, open up!” “I ran all the way home” “Screw you guys!” “He’s been drinking a lot, lately.” “So what are you pissing and moaning about??” “Make your draw, shitheap.” “What, who cares?” “Big fucking deal!” “I think we should tell the cops.” “You don’t go squawking to the cops after you boosted a car, you idiot.” “We should make an anonymous call.” “We’ll be heroes!” “What’ll we tell our folks?” “That’s a plan and a half.” “Shit yeah!” “it’s a good luck cap.” “Come here, come here, give me a hug.” “[Name] isn’t a thief.” “He stole the milk money at school. He’s a thief in my book.” “Jesus!” “You swear?” “Pinky swear?” “You bastard! Leggo of me!” “See’ya later, girls.” “What do we need a pistol for, anyway?” “I bought a comb.” “Well, if we get on TV, we wanna look good, don’t we?” “Maybe we should hitchhike.” “No way, that sucks.” “Hey, I’m kind of hungry, who’s got the food?” “Oh shit! Did anybody bring anything?” “Well, this is great. What are we supposed to do? Eat our feet?” “Just like the beach in Normandy. [imitates tank noises]” “Don’t need no babysitter.” “Skin it.” “Shit, I’m out, goddamn it.” “Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know, asshole?” “That’d be an unofficial game.” “What’s with you homos?” “Stand back, men! Paratroops over the side!” “Ah, that’s so funny I forgot to laugh.” “He won’t live to twenty, I bet.” “Hey, I’ll race ya’!” “Right to the pump, man. Come on.” “I’m – I’m kind of tired.” “You’re a dead man!” “Have you guys been watching the Mickey Mouse Club lately?” “I think Annette’s tits are getting bigger.” “Annette’s tits are great!” “Uh – sic balls!” “It’s a quarter after one.” “Does the word ‘retarded’ mean anything to you?” “Don’t call me any of your mother’s pet names.” “Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend’s mother was always held in high regard.” “Here you go, kid.” “Come on, Choppy! Kiss my ass, Choppy! Kiss my ass! Come on bite shit! Come on, Choppy, sic balls, Choppy!” “Stop teasing that dog!” “I’ll beat your ass teasing my dog like that!” “Don’t you call me that, you little tin-weasel peckerwood loony’s son!” “My father stormed the beach at Normandy.” “He’s crazier than a shithouse rat.” “You call my dad a loony again and I’ll kill you.” “I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!” “You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard!” “I’m sorry if I’m spoiling everybody’s good time.” “She’s a Catholic, man.” “I bet you a thousand bucks they find him before that!” “Yeah, that’s when a cigarette tastes best: after supper.” “D'you think I’m weird?” “It’s asshole if your friends drag you down! You hang with us, you’ll be just another wise guys with shit for brains.” “Fuck writing! I don’t wanna be a writer! It’s stupid! It’s a stupid waste of time!” “Bulltrue.” “Oh gee, thanks, dad!” “This is what we got for you, kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there’s someone there to look after them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it then maybe I should.” “And while you guys are dragging your candy-asses half way across the state and back I’ll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.” “You use your left hand or your right hand for that?” “TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!” “Why don’t you eat your dick? It would be a small meal.” “Noting like a smoke after a meal.” “I cherish these moments. “Oh yeah, my cousin’s like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don’t know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time –” “Are you alright, young man?” “Maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of cheeseburgers.” “Alright, alright. Mickey’s a mouse. Donald’s a duck. Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?” “I knew the sixty-four thousand dollars question was fixed. There’s no way anybody can know that much about opera.” “God, that’s weird. What the hell is Goofy?” “Gimme the gun. I’ll take the first watch. Twenty-three hundred hours. Corporal [first name, last name] stands guard. No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure.” “You were dreaming.” “Jeeze, [name]. Why couldn’t you get some breakfast stuff like twinkies and root beer?” “Get in the fucking car! Now! Let’s go.” “Hahaha! You flinched! Two for flinching!” “Is it me or are you the world’s biggest pussy?” “I suppose this is fun for you.” “This is my age! I’m in the prime of my youth and I’ll only be young once!” “It’s a leech. Leeches! Jesus Christ! Get them off!” “What are you, his mother?” “You let him beat you ya’, cock knocker! Hahahaha!” “The kid wasn’t sick. The kid wasn’t sleeping. The kid was dead.” “I’m no good. My dad said it, I’m no good.” “Son of a bitch, my little brother!” “You little keyhole-peeping cuntlicking bungwipe, we’ll beat the shit outta you!” “Your ass is grass!” “Hold it. Okay, [last name], you little faggot. This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?” “Why don’t you go home and fuck your mother some more.” “Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood. “Oh, guys, I better get home before my mom puts me out on ten most wanted list.” “I’m never gonna get out of this town, am I?” “Gimme some skin.” “He died almost instantly.”
Send 🔱 to hear my muse’s dirty thoughts about ____
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(Include “Flipped!” for your muse to do the thing instead!)
⭐ Kiss yours on the nose.
💥 Kiss yours on the cheek.
✳️ Kiss yours on the forehead.
💋 Kiss yours on the lips.
✋ Play with your muse’s hair.
⛺ Build a blanket fort with your muse.
🍳 Take your muse out to brunch.
🎼 Serenade your muse.
🐱 Bring your muse a kitten.
🌼 Bring your muse flowers.
💝 Bring your muse chocolates.
🌠 Take your muse stargazing.
🍎 Take your muse on a picnic.
🏨 Carry your muse to bed and/or tuck them in.
🍴 Cook for your muse.
🏥 Care for your sick/injured muse.
🚣 Take your muse for a quiet night out on the lake.
🌳 Take your muse for a walk in the woods.
🎁 Get your muse an extravagant gift.
If we ship something (or our characters otherwise have a very developed relationship romantic or not) know that I definitely want to talk about it. All the time. I am totally willing to talk headcanons, scenarios, do plotting, all of that– but I don’t want to seem like I’m being pushy by bringing our muses’s relationship up. I just want to know that if I do talk about that sort of stuff with our characters that I don’t come off as annoying… Or seem like all that I’m thinking about is our ship. If you do let me know it’s okay to talk about it whenever, though, totally expect me to send you anything I think of when it comes to our muses relationship! There’d certainly be no shortage of things to talk about. I just want to make sure that you’re just as engaged in it as I am.
Best friends don't blue shell each other ( closed )
[ cont. from here: ( x ) @cursedl ]
“ Mhm, sarcasm is for winners, Cee. “ She repeated slowly, eyes trained on the screen in front of them. Her hands held tight to the controller ( almost breaking it in frustration more than a few times, too ). A mischievous grin slid onto her [ c o m p l e t e l y ] innocent features. :)
[ ” BUT WINNERS DON’T GET BLUE SHELLED, MOTHERFUCKER !! “ ]
And T R U E to her ( w o r d s ), she threw him off track, shoving herself over his shoulders as she mashed buttons on her controller, her hair - ( which was thankfully out omfg ) - shoved in his eyes as she laughed in ( V I C T O R Y ) . [ ” PAY BACK !!! “ ]
( sneaky little fuck tbh )
EYES would glance at Bit for a mere moment as she heard her retort. He’d look back at the screen JUST AS the blue shell his him. Hands would GRIP the controller he held in his hand so tightly it NEARLY broke.
‘ DAMMIT ! ‘
He’d curse, as he regained control of his character- but now NO LONGER in first place ( he was now in 4th. ) & any chances of him regaining his spot in first place were now GONE. A loud exhale would escape his lips as he tried to regain his composure.
‘ I gotta admit, you really got me there. ‘
Bit sent a smug, ( smug ) grin in his direction, her eyes t w i n k l i n g in triumphant victory. [ such a sweet, sweet taste on her lips. :))) ] " I know I did !! I TOLD you that your sarcasm would fuck ya up one day ~ !!! " She giggled with the innocent sound of children, cheers of victory dancing from her mouth when it flashed with her character winning in [ FIRST PLACE ] on the screen. ( her FIRST time winning against Cee was E X H I L A R A T I N G ! ! ! )
" WHOOP ! ( W H O O P ) ~ !! " She laughed, jumping up from the couch and sticking a tongue out at CEE ( the unlucky motherfucker v.v )
" C'mon ! You said you'd make me I C E C R E A M if I won this time !!! " The excitement literally radiated off of Bit in [ w a v e s. ]
“Why did you do that?”
[ starter meme that came from somewhere and I’m too lazy to look :^) ( @wikinitio ) ]
“ why’d I do what ??? ” she asked [ i n n o c e n t l y ] , whistling as she read her book, BARELY scanning the pages.
[ ha if she was ( r e a l l y ) reading, she’d notice the book was UPSIDE DOWN. and her plan has been foiled :^) ]
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Sentence starters based on stuff I’ve said to myself out loud
“Wow, you really are as dumb as you look.”
“Why did you do that?”
“Shut up shut up shut up…..”
“If I was a flashlight, where would I be?”
“For fuck’s sake, woman….”
“Eh, there’s always tomorrow..”
“What was I doing with this?”
“Where the hell are my keys?”
“Where did you go?”
“No don’t go there!”
“If I ignore my phone maybe it’ll ignore me.”
“Well, that was stupid.”
“Hello, this is you.”
“Perhaps I should expose myself to more humans.”
“Tomatoes have skin. I have skin. Tomatoes and I, we are now one.”
“Stop talking.”
“These crackers really are salty sticks of brilliance.”
“You can do this.”
“You can’t do this.”
“I hate this song.”
“Damn that’s hot.”
“Wear oven mitts when you do that, idiot!”
“Why do I even have this?”
“Google is a friend, not the enemy.”
Sentece starters based on stuff my ships have said to eachother.
“Are you ready to show the world what a true superpower looks like?”
“You’re so beautiful when you hate the world.”
“If this all ends tomorrow, what happens to us?”
“I think it’s past your bedtime.”
“I’m honored to march into the city by your side.”
“What kind of guns does this thing have?”
“I never could have done this without your help.”
“We could’ve just taken the elevator. Show off…”
“Will you just stop for a second?”
“Come on. Answer the question.”
“You’re so mean… And I’m okay with that.”
“Oh, you hear that? It seems we have approval.”
“How are you so successful with men? You’re not that pretty.”
“You’re a spoiled, rich girl cheerleader!”
“You could have at least looked me in the eye when you ripped out my heart.”
“Well that’s rather personal, don’t you think?”
“Nerrrrrrrrd!”
“Who are you angry at?”
“What happened? Are we dead?”
“Orange is such an awful color.”
“I gotta say. I like the idea of not talking to you.”
“I guess I see a lot of myself in you.”
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.”
“Do you want me to leave?”
“You are not going without me.”
“I can’t believe you!”
“I swear it won’t happen again.”
“What did you say?”
“I’m not jealous.”
“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
“We can’t keep doing this.”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Isn’t this amazing?”
“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
“Run away with me.”
“You did WHAT?”
“Quit whining.”
“Get outta my sight!”
“Why are you so annoying?”
“Were you ever going to tell me?”
"Never in a million years.”
“Don’t ask me that…”
“I might have had a few shots.”
“What’s with the box?”
“W- What are you doing?”
“Say it!”
“I could kiss you right now!”
“Are you done with that?”
“What’s going on here?”
“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”
“Did you do this on purpose?!”
“Kiss me.”
“Are you still awake..?”
“Excuse you?”
“This is all your fault!”
“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Knock it off!”
“Screw you!”
“You’re a complete moron!”
“I love this song!”
“I can’t be in love with you!”
“Make me.”
“Don’t tempt me.”
“I hate you.”
“You are infuriating!”
“Just shut up already.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Bite me.”
“Eat me.”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Just admit I’m right.”
“Just admit you’re wrong.”
“You are being ridiculous!”
“That’s irrational.”
“Listen to me!”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“That’s it. End of discussion.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“You shouldn’t have said that.”
“Fuck you!”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
“How dare you?”
“I dare you!”
“It’s you, it’s always been you.”
“Well this is awkward…”
“Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
“Can I touch your boob?”
“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
“Give me cake or give me death.”
“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”
“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
“I vote today to be a pajama day.”
“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
“This would not happen if I had a penis!”
“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”
“To the night you’ll never remember!”
“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”
“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”
“Fuck the sandwich guy!”
“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”
“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”
“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”
“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”
“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”
“It’s midnight, what do you want?”
“I think I know how to use a bed.”
“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”
“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“I’m pregnant!”
“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”
“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”
“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”
“Pregnancy suits you…”
“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”
“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”
“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”
“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”
“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”
“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”
“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…”
“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“What, does that feel good?”
“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?”
“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
“Shooting star, make a wish.”
“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?”
“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
“I’m not actually feeling anything.”
“Are you getting any closer?”
“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”
“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”
“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!
[text]: Come on, come to the party!
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.
[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!
[text] I know what you did last summer…
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