Solving crimes the prime way

| A | S.A.D | IxFP | Hi I'm a hobbyist who can't really do anything lmao I like c!Primeboys only. severe adhd- prone to bringing up many points in a discussion, all of them connect in my head even if seemingly incohesive to others.

[frogus]

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

[annabelle--cane]

I would be a lot more convinced by the hivemind's offer if they were actually acting like they were the combined souls of everyone on earth, but they're simply not. the first person to get infected would have just been in a hivemind of one, but her behavior changed immediately. if they were every person on earth and nothing much more, then they'd have teams seeing to every major religious ritual, they'd be speaking endangered languages, they'd be looking after pets, they'd be preserving works and sites of cultural importance, they'd be putting on plays, they'd be singing, they'd be doing things that mattered to people, they'd be doing literally anything for fun for themselves. zosia and the massage shows they still experience and appreciate pleasure, but it doesn't look like any of them do anything like that without the presence of an immune person. by the numbers the hivemind should be about a quarter muslim and a quarter christian, but I doubt any of them will be making pilgrimages to mecca or baptizing newborns. seven billion minds all brought together and somehow none of them want to pet a baby goat? not one? a widdle baby goat? no one in the plurb soup wants to pet a goat? fuck you, I know humans, we go crazy for baby animals.

[ijustreallylikecprimeboys]

because theres no individual thoughts anymore, everyones gone into a phlegmatic neutral state where all opinions seem to be in between thats why none of them are gonna pat the goat, none of them feel that emotion and they cannot form an original thought.

[hetafacts]

Hetamystery #8: Why does Romano hate Germany?

Hello my fellow Hetalians and welcome back to the first original Tumblr post on this blog in a LONG time. I feel bad that this blog has become mostly videos and asks. And I still have 86 messages in my inbox! I don’t think this is ready to make it to YouTube yet, so I’ll post it here. If I make any mistakes here, I can easily correct it. Anyways let’s get to the Hetamystery.

One of the most comedic things about Romano is his hatred for Germany. This distaste for the Doitsu has spawned many memes in the fandom: 

and many more. But maybe the reason is a lot more serious. Maybe the reason that Romano hates Germany has merit to it. Let’s find out. First let’s take a look at the history before Italy introduces him to Germany. We know that it was Germany’s father that killed Romano’s grandfather. Other than that, except for maybe Holy Rome, there hasn’t been much history between the two. 

Some people believe that Romano thinks that Germany is the HRE, the one who hurt his poor baby brother and broke his heart. So he doesn’t want Germany getting near Italy because he doesn’t want to see his brother hurt again. While that sounds charming and adorable, Romano didn’t reunite with his brother until long after HRE died. So he wouldn’t know about their relationship or how heartbroken his brother was. And the two didn’t exactly keep in touch during that time. Not to mention, Romano never really had much interaction with HRE. Or at least, not that we know of. Maybe back before he went to live with Spain…But he probably didn’t know of Veneziano’s relations with Holy Rome. So this probably isn’t true. 

Romano says he doesn’t like the German tourists because they’re big and scary and that it’s Germany’s fault that they’re there. So that may be a reason he hates Germans in general. Because take a look at Germany when he’s in Italy. 

That is scary. But I think there’s more to that. Remember, this is someone who threatened to rip off all of Germany’s muscles. 

While making the Hetalia myths video, I put it as unlisted on tumblr to give my Tumblr followers a preview. And someone gave me some constructive criticism. This is why I love constructive criticism. There’s no way I would have realized this if I hadn’t seen that. 

So why does Romano hate Germany? Well, as expected from the Hetalia myths video I posted, the reason has to deal with World War Two. Romano first met Germany during WWII, according to the comic. How you can go your life as a nation and not meet your neighbor, I don’t know. Or at least, that is where we see the hostility begin. But remember how I said Romano betrayed the Axis? And Veneziano stayed with Germany? That is because Romano is the Kingdom of Italy and Veneziano is the Italian Social Republic. Yes. Romano represents the Allied Italy that was fighting against a fascist dictatorship: his lovable little brother, Veneziano. 

During the final years of WWII, Italy was Split between the Allied South and the Axis North.  When Rome was heavily bombed for the first time in July, that’s when the south started to move away from the axis and they arrested Mussolini. When the allies landed in southern Italy in 1943 and Italy surrendered, Hitler created the RSI as a puppet state and rescued Mussolini; Germany took control of the North. This caused an Italian Civil War, which lasted until Germany finally left Italy in 1945. 

But don’t we see Romano and Italy both get captured together by Allies? And don’t we see Romano fear the Allies and invade Africa with Italy? And don’t both their character profiles say “Kingdom of Italy”? Yes, they do. Romano didn’t break off and switch sides until 1943, giving plenty of time for the antics seen in Hetalia. In the comic Italy’s Big Brother, we see Romano say

Since Hetalia constantly jumps around, we are unsure whether this is before or after 1943. If it is before, Romano is foreshadowing his succession from the axis. If it is after, this would carry a lot more weight, as this would allude to their current civil war. He is also angry about the amount of time he spends with Italy and how Italy always talks about him. This is Romano showing his rage at Germany talking his brother into going to war. 

In this comic, Romano says

This is the comic where Romano (tried to) throw a grenade at Germany. Germany occupied Rome in 1943. As we all know Rome is part of Romano, as Venice is part of Veneziano. We can all see why Romano would want revenge over this.

But think about it. Why would someone throw grenades at their own ally? Even though the allies don’t get along, they have petty fights. They don’t try to explode each other. Either Romano is over the top, or this shows that he’s part of the resistance now. It’s probably the first one. 

But just imagine: You and your brother are finally back together after being separated for so long. Now you can finally get to know each other and bond as brothers—which is something you never really got to do. But here comes this greasy blonde guy. He takes all of your brother’s time and gives him these ideas that you know are awful ideas. You are now at war and there are big scary blonde people eating potatoes everywhere now! And because there’s war, you have to do hard work again when you just want to have a siesta in peace. You try to talk your brother out of it. You try to tell him to stay away from his new friend. You try to get his friend to back off. And you even try to kill his friend. But none of it works. At the same time, your people are being mistreated and killed, you’re fighting in a war for something you don’t really care about, your capital and other beautiful cities are being bombed, you keep getting captured and fed yucky British food, and for what? You don’t care about this guy’s goals! All this guy is doing is brainwashing your brother and making your life awful and hard. Did I mention it was this guy’s father that killed your grandfather, by the way? And now you have to fight your brother…again. And this is all because of this fucking potato bastard. 

And that was one mark higher on your history test. Thank you for reading Hetamysteries. 

Sources: 

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/italy-declares-war-on-germany https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Social_Republic#https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/books/2015/jul/25/liberation-of-rome-italian-imagination

[ijustreallylikecprimeboys]

Not to be annoying but I don't think veneziano represents rsi or that Romano represented cln. In hetalia terms,, nation's listen to their boss. Their official governmency. When the allies invaded Sicily, Mussolini was kicked out of office. The new boss signed a treaty with the allies. Both italy brothers would listen to their new boss. Italy wouldn't listen to Mussolini because Mussolini is not the official governmency of Italy.

There's even an episode in hetalia (world series extra ep 2) where Italy leaves Germany in Ww2. The official hetalia ww2 guidebook also states that Italy declared war on Germany. Based on irl logic, North Italy was invaded and occupied by Germany, a fascist puppet state was set up there but it wasn't really on axis anymore. So if hetalia wanted to portray 1943 Italy, veneziano would likely be depicted in a hostage situation but in Canon, it's depicted as him just leaving Germany.

also ur post claimed romano never attacked allies or feared them but theres an ep showing he is afraid of england and france, and he encourages italy to fight england

[funkymbtifiction]

I’m sorry. I did go through your tags first and still couldn’t decide since I do both and am motivated by both things. I thought maybe a new perspective would be a bit clearer. Thank you for answering.

My personal experience with them:

INFP wants to lay on the couch and talk about Star Wars for 9 hours straight, theorizing and coming up with complicated back stories, then gets derailed and talks about random other things, leading up to her story and how she got inspired to write Rapunzel in space while watching an old Bible movie (Ne creates ideas non-related to the topic at hand, based on what it sees/engages with -- so an INFP stuck on what to do in their book about the end of the universe can watch a non related movie about snails with human personalities and come up with the solution to their problem).

ISFP wants to be active -- they see a sign for snowboarding and it's what they've always wanted to do, so they go in there and sign up for the class, and then they are a natural at it because each type they fall, their body figures out what they did wrong and can adjust the next time. They chat about stuff while doing things, but their focus and delight is immersion and loss of self to the moment, in being fully present -- theorizing would detract from the experience, because what is real and tangible is always preferred to what is theoretical. History comes alive to them by touching it and seeing where it took place.

If you relate to both, you are probably a Ne, since ISFPs are usually more concrete and less theoretical/speculative on what they assume they are good at, and simply look at the facts of their behavior to figure out their type (I do these things, so this is accurate), whereas an INFP can have a fantasy self (a theoretical and idealistic version of who I am, which may or may not match up to the facts) that obscures things. Ne/Si has trouble narrowing down their options to reach a firm theoretical conclusion in a way Se/Ni does not.

Also, INFPs are often set in their ways and dislike leaving what is familiar, whereas ISFPs can be extremely single-minded and driven to dream in specific ways about their future. INFPs lack specifics; their ideas about who they are, want to be and what their career might be and what their life might be in ten years are constantly evolving given whatever obsession preoccupies them today.

[ijustreallylikecprimeboys]

This still confuses me so much. I am a kinaesthetic learner. I definitely within the moment figure out things quickly as I go. However most of my life is spent dissociating, stuck in fandoms, feeling more comfortable with what's familiar especially safe foods and safe environments. Often environments remind me of past places, often I get stuck in new places comparing it to a place in past yet not knowing my away around anywhere. I seem to be somewhere between xnfp and isfp because like idk. I keep questioning if maybe I'm just faking having ne. Maybe I'm faking everything. I'm very impulsive. I feel lime if I don't fit a type exactly then I start questioning if maybe I'm another instead and I end up researching for hours "Oh I did this back then so maybe I have this function instead of that so maybe on this personality quiz I should tick the agree option no but wait maybe I'm thinking it wrong and maybe I should choose disagree. Okay I give up. Choose neutral"

Mayne I'm in some fi-ni loop. I also can't rlly see ideas in my head or possibilities. I can only see them when I talk. Like if someone asks for help, I come up with ideas as I talk to them and possibilities as I talk. So maybe it's se. But I'm not sure. How can I have se if I keep forgetting my physical looks like every day I keep wearing clothes backwards. So maybe it's not se but maybe it could be ah idk. Also I get lost in video games which seems more se. Idk I just get so confused. I don't think I can classify myself as an abstract thinker anyway cuz I don't really understand metaphors or think in possibilities. But then maybe I'm just kinda dumb I guess. I definitely am not very intune to the moment either but then again I am sometimes I think? Cuz I've been told I'm observant and can get lost in the moment so maybe I do have se?

[theellipelli]

Prison break

[theellipelli]

Rainfall.

[heartcircus]

mane literally screaming in excitement over kab putting on an orange blindfold lmfao

Kab: It just doesn't look good is the thing, chat. Like, I'm sure Mane did a fine job but it just doesn't.. Kab: [joins vc] Mane, it just doesn't look good. Mane: [screaming] Yes! Yessss! Kab: It just doesn't look that good. Mane: [sing-song] I never thought I'd see the d-ay! Kab: It just doesn't look that good, Mane. Mane: [sing-song] God is good!

[wdapteo]

hey everyone be careful

I don't know if anyone has talked about this, but lately this has been happening in other fandoms too. There'll be these bot accounts that straight up steals people's posts and adds "expand" "read more" "continue" as a link in the end of the post - DON'T CLICK ON THAT, it's most likely a malware or something of the like.

so if you see a post like this: no profile picture, something that looks reposted (I've seen this happening to artists too) and a link at the end, even if the post has tags, that's a bot. Block and report it.

stay safe, and I hope @staff finds a way to stop these bots soon!

[iloveyou-writers]

If you really look at it, that placement doesn't actually make sense for what a "read more" looks like either way. Before you click on a read more, make sure that it looks right.

The placement of the hyperlink doesn't make sense and usually the "read more" words are in their own separate line.

[xxtc-96xx]

It appears this is the new bot attempted takeover because I just nuked one taking my art. Don’t click mystery links

[alexaproo]

Didn't know how to draw Punz in the first one. I was doing it from memory, and it somehow looks like Dream's face reveal 😭🙏

ANYWAY. Drunz my beloved. Also, I'm realizing I enjoy drawing him a lot, Dream is everywhere. My design is so fun the draw. I love his wings and horns..

[abisalli]

can you tell that I miss c!dream?

[sumwan]

https://www.tumblr.com/sumwan/767056825332957184/because-of-the-dsmp-world-download-we-can-now?source=share

Quick question: How do you access people's inventories? Is there a command you can do inside Minecraft?

It's kind of tricky to view players' inventory and ender chests in the game ngl. You can't do it with a simple command and it requires some file editing and renaming. Explanation under the cut.

Basically you have to replace the ID name of the player data with your own ID. That way, when you log into the world, you'll be essentially playing as that person, with access to their inventory and their ender chest.

After putting the world in your save folder, you first have to open the level.dat file with an NBT Editor (like this one) and then delete the "Player" folder.

Save and replace the old level.dat with the new one you just made.

Then go to the "playerdata" folder and locate the user ID of the player you'd like to replace. You can find out what people's user ID is by going to NameMC and then looking at the UUID. For example, Dream's UUID is ec70bcaf-702f-4bb8-b48d-276fa52a780c.

After finding this ID in the "playerdata" folder, you replace the UUID in these files with your UUID. You can find your UUID on NameMC as well. You can then load the world and you should have access to the other player's inventory and ender chest.

I would recommend making a back up of the level.dat file and any playerdata files you replace btw. If you want to view a different player's data, remove the playerdata file you renamed and perform all the above steps again.

[moringmark]

[zeta-in-de-walls]

Tommy's original DSMP ending was absolutely terrible for fans of his character. Partly because so much of it was done just because they felt they had to destroy it all in order to lead into a new server. It's far from the only thing wrong with it but yeah.

Like I think? the intended read of that end was hopeful because look TOmmy and Dream have a fresh start maybe they can be friends this time. Also Tubbo's here, what will their relationship be like. It all hinges on what comes next making it worth saying goodbye to what is.

...

So naturally with that sequel scrapped it just leaves our characters all dead and the server gone.

This light retcon isn't really a conclusion, it's more saying we remember the server. It's gone but we're not and we remember it.

Cause yeah. You can't go back to the server anymore. It's dead. But the server was only ever about the people on it, and the friendships and conflicts they had. Other than a few cool builds, what made it special was always the history. Like the most iconic parts of the server were Tommy's bench, his constantly rebuilding house and the path. Techno's house and the prison and the main community house were also all up there. These are special because things happened there.

Hearing therefore that Tommy and Tubbo and Jack are all alive and have mostly moved on is all we really need to hear. We can imagine that some of the others are doing their own thing too.

[bleue-flora]

Have they moved on?

Because here’s the thing, everyone left, but they are the only ones around. Jack has been gambling alone in Las Nevadas and Tommy comes to Techno’s house sometimes to just stare at it for hours. Does that seem like healing and moving on? Presumably, they didn’t form new relationships, they didn’t make a new society where they actually got to do better and fill that need for friendship. Tommy wasn’t able to fix his relationships with his friends because they all left him besides Tubbo, who from what I can tell he doesn’t even see that often… just seems sad and hopeless to me. I get how forgetting does seem like it makes what came before meaningless, but it’s open ending allows you to fill in the gaps as you please, who’s to say you can’t reasonably assume that they likely would have recovered their memories or even that the dsmp wasn’t completely destroyed since the Incident happened first. In fact, I’d say it was very likely that they’d recover memories and that the map didn’t get destroyed because some of the ccs clearly love their characters and builds and wouldn’t want to just have them be reset.

This ending isn’t better just because he has his memories, it’s actually worse because he is alone. The friendship he craved is unfulfilled as they all left him. He says he’s ‘getting there’ as far as being happier and healing, but he’s alone and that’s no way to heal. Who’s going to comfort him when he wakes up from a nightmare or has a panic attack while walking through a pasture? Who is there to help guide him and mentor him and help him move on and recover?…

Besides the point that due to Jack’s insistence that he blew up the server, this is more likely the end of season 2 than it is a retcon. Because if the nukes still happened like Jack says multiple times but the dsmp and prison are still intact than presumably the Incident happened and stopped the nukes from destroying everything. It would also make sense too if people finally left and moved on, doing something they clearly weren’t capable emotionally or whatever of doing in season 1. So it’s not a retcon though you can certainly enjoy this more conclusive ending more so than an open one, just remember that both exist. But I’d argue not just because I like Dream, not just because I was fine with the finale, not just because Tommy isn’t my favorite character, but because this ending is just so hopeless and depressing that the hopeful and open ending of the Incident allows you to fill in the blanks of what happens next more than just to imagine Tommy sitting in the snow staring at Techno’s house unable to let go or sitting in his house alone with his sheep.

[moringmark]

[pidgedee]

[ i think i would like a quiet life ]

[lance-alt]

i just finished watching the whole stream

so. was the nuke finale retconned?

ish

well, what happened in the nuke finale?

the nuke was sent towards the prison = still canon. Jack keeps bringing it up to Tommy how he sent that nuke

the reset that brought everyone into this new world and they are all hit with amnesia = i don't know, honestly? they never mention it. it's easy to assume that the reset part of the finale didn't happen. i saw people theorize this happens after they get their memories back (it would make sense following what would have happened in volume 2 with history repeating itself)

discduo talk in the prison (Tommy: I'm not forgiving [Dream]! - Punz: I'm [Dream]'s friend - Dream: Isn't it too late?). that one = still canon. the nuke reached the prison when this discussion was over

so yeah, either everything happened up until the white screen (the reset caused by Dream XD fighting Eret and Foolish) and they somehow survived the nuke

or that happened and they are somehow back in the old world and with their memories intact

[mioakem]

when they’re just a blond boy against the world who risked their lives for some discs